Midlife Crisis chords

[Em]Go on and wring my [G]neck
Like when a rag gets [Bm]wet
A little [A]discipline
For my pet genius
[Em]My head is like let[G]tuce
Go on, dig your thumbs [Bm]in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-something

[Em]Sense of security
[G]Like pockets jingling
[Bm]Midlife [A]crisis
[Em]Suck ingenuity
[G]Down through the family [B]tree

®: [E]You're perfect, yes, it's true [D]
But [A]without [Em]me you're only [D]you [A] (you're only you)
Your [E]menstruating heart [D]
[A]It ain't [E]bleedin' enough for two

[Em]It's a [G]mid[Bm]life crisis [A]
[Em]It's a [G]mid[Bm]life crisis

What an inheritance
The salt and the Kleenex
Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back
A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion

Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee

®:

[E]It's a mid[G]life crisis... [B]
[E]It's a mid[G]life crisis... [B]


®: /:Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
Go on and wring my neck
Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
bleedin' enough for two