Michigan Sucks chords

INTRO: [C]

[VERSE 1]
[C]Came to Michigan just to go to school
[Em]Had some fun and we thought it would be cool
[Am]Made some friends and at first they were straight
[G]We thought the rest of our years would be great

[VERSE 2]
[C]Today we're singing and four years have gone by
[Em]After being here that long I want to die
[Am]I can't stand it here another single day
[G]Everyone from this state is fuckin' gay

[CHORUS 1]
[F]Please someone won't you kill me now [G]
Thanks a lot M[C]ichigan
take a fuckin' b[Am]ow
[F]You've stolen four years right outta my life [Em]
[G] (1)
If you were a person I would stab you with my knife
kniiiife

[VERSE 3]
[C]Everyone here drives like they're drunk
[Em]Everywhere you go it smells like a skunk
[Am]They think they're a state, but to us they're really not
[G]Give it to Canada and let 'em fuckin' rot

[VERSE 4]
[C]All the dudes love goin' on their knees
[Em]All the chicks here smell like dirty cheese
[Am]There's nothing to do except get fuckin wasted
[G]A hint of this hell you haven't even tasted

[CHORUS 2]
[F]Michigan sucks
I ain't never goin' back[G]
They're like
C[C]anada's
sweaty little sack [Am]
[F]Michigan sucks
I'd never snack on that deed[Em]
[G] (1)
Everyone here is like their own fuckin' breed
breeeeed

[SOLO]

[VERSE 5]
[C]Half the people here like suckin' dicks
[Em]The other half are just really big hicks
[Am]I've never seen so many John Deer owners
[G]Michigan is definitely one of God's biggest boners

[CHORUS 1]
[F]Please someone won't you kill me now [G]
Thanks a lot M[C]ichigan
take a fuckin' b[Am]ow
[F]You've stolen four years right outta my life [Em]
[G] (1)
If you were a person I would stab you with my knife
kniiiife

[CHORUS 2]
[F]Michigan sucks
I ain't never goin' back[G]
They're like
C[C]anada's
sweaty little sack [Am]
[F]Michigan sucks
I'd never snack on that deed[Em]
[G] (1)
Everyone here is like their own fuckin' breed
breeeeed

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