Merry Fucking Christmas Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons - South Park

[VERSE 1]

[F]I heard there is no [Em]Christmas
[Dm]In the silly Middle [C]East
[F]No trees, no snow, no S[Em]anta Claus
[Dm]They have different religious [C]beliefs
[Dm]They believe in [Em]Muhammad
[F]And not in our h[Em]oliday
[Dm]And so every [Em]December
[F]I go to the Middle East and [G]say

[CHORUS 1]

[C]Hey there Mr [C]Muslim
[C]Merry Fucking [G]Christmas
[G]Put down that book the [G]Koran
[G]And hear some holiday [C]wishes
[C]In case you haven't [C]noticed
[C]It's Jesus's [F]birthday
[F]So get off your heathen [G]Muslim ass
[G]And fucking [C]celebrate

[VERSE 2]

[F]There is no holiday [Em]season
[Dm]In India I've [C]heard
[F]They don't hang up their [Em]stockings
[Dm]And that is just [C]absurd!
[Dm]They've never read a Christmas [Em]story
[F]They don't know what Rudolf is [Em]about
[Dm]And that is why in [Em]December
[F]I'll go to India and [G]Shout

[CHORUS 2]

[C]Hey there Mr.[C] Hinduist
[C]Merry Fucking [G]Christmas
[G]Drink Eggnog and eat so[G]me beef
[G]And pass it to the mis[C]sus.
[C]In case you haven't [C]noticed
[C]It's Jesus's [F]birthday
[F]So get off your heathen [G]Hindu ass
[G]And fucking [C]celebrate!

[VERSE 3]

[F]Now I heard that in J[Em]apan
[Dm]Everyone just lives in [C]sin
[F]They pray to several [Em]Gods
[Dm]And put needles in their s[C]kin
[Dm]On December [Em]25th
[F]All they do is eat a [Em]cake
[Dm]And that is why I [Em]go to Japan
[F]And walk around and s[G]ay

[CHORUS 3]

[C]Hey there Mr. S[C]hintoist
[C]Merry Fucking [G]Christmas
[G]God is going to [G]kick your ass
[G]You infidelic pagan [C]scum.
[C]In case you haven't n[C]oticed
[C]There's festive things t[F]o do
[F]So lets all rejoice for J[G]esus
[G]And Merry fucking Christmas [C]to you.

[F]On Christmas Day I travel 'round the [G]world and say
[F]Taoists, Krishnas, [Em]Buddhists, and all you a[Dm]theists [C]too,
[F]Merry Fucking [G]Christmas, To [C]You!