Mega Marital Problems chords

[Danny Sexbang]
[Dm]Hello Mega Man, und [C]Mrs. Mega Man
Welcome to couples' t[Bb]herapy. I am Dr. Wily

[Egoraptor]
Dr. W[A]ily' You're a therapist now'
But you're [Dm]evil and bent on world domination

[Danny]
Not a[Dm]nymore, those days are behind me
[Dm]Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me [A]the problem over this hot beat

[Ego]
Okay

[Dm]Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
A mega h[Dm]ouse with two kids and a hot mega wife
But I [Dm]got a little problem with my android bride
When it c[A]omes to making love she's never satisfied

[Danny]
We've been f[Dm]ucking for decades, sex has gotten routine
We gotta sp[Dm]ice that shit up, I'm not a total machine
I'm s[Dm]ick of all the romance and the c[Bb]uddles and the love
It's time to g[A]et dirty and do all the weird stuff
It would b[Dm]e seeming to m[C]e that the pr[Am]oblem h[G]ere
Is you don't l[Dm]isten to your w[C]ife, she is b[G]eing clear
[Ego] But she says [Dm]the same thing like a t[C]ape recorder

[Danny]
Quiet, the d[Am]octor is talking, there m[G]ust be order
[Dm] (Sorr[Gm]y, I'm[A] ... I'm not evil anymore)
You must b[Dm]eat the Robot M[C]asters to acq[Am]uire sk[G]ills
And then [Dm]use them on your w[C]ife when she is g[G]etting drilled
[Dm]Maybe she likes sh[C]ocks from El[Am]ec Man's b[G]eam
Or get b[Dm]urned by fireb[Gm]alls
She's a fr[A]eaky man's dream

[Ego] Is t[Dm]hat what you want, hon, a Robot Master'

[Danny]
[C]Get out and do it you stupid bastard
Your m[Bb]arriage would be healthy like pure spring water
Now l[A]eave my office before you are slaughtered

[Ego]
[Dm]Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
For the s[Dm]atisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
[Dm]First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test
Oh, your w[A]eakness is ice' I would've never fuckin' guessed
Now [Dm]Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
Oh, [Dm]is your weakness fire' You just blew my fuckin' mind
I c[Dm]ut Cut Man and he's gonna need st[Bb]itches
Bomb and [A]Elec Man just went down like little bitches

[Danny]
[Dm]Wait, you d[C]ouchebag, I'm g[Am]onna end your l[G]ife
I am M[Dm]ega Man Zer[C]o and I'm h[G]ere to plow your wife
I bring s[Dm]ex moves from the f[C]uture and my sk[Am]ills are v[G]ast
Like my S[Dm]uper Double [Gm]Ultra Mega N[A]utbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!)
[Dm]Women can't res[C]ist my blonde, fl[Am]owing l[G]ocks
I'll slap a st[Dm]amp right on my p[C]ackage
And del[G]iver your wife the cock
My shiny [Dm]armor is r[C]ed, the color [Am]of victor[G]y
While your fr[Dm]uity suit is bl[Gm]ue, like your b[A]alls will soon be

[Danny]
[Dm]Wait, what are you doing'

[Ego]
Mega dick,[Bb] activate! [A]

[Danny]
So M[Dm]ega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
And k[C]illed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster
And t[Bb]hen he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more"
Then she l[A]oved him again cause she's a shallow whore
[Dm] Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though

[Ego]
What did you say'

[Danny]
Nothing. Douche