May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose chords

[E]One fine day as I was [B]a-walkin' down the [E]street..
[E]spied a beggar man with rags upon his [B]feet.
Took a [E]penny from my pocket..in his [A]tin cup I did drop it..
and I [E]heard him say as [B]I made my re[E]treat..

[CHORUS]
[E]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
May an elephant caress you with his [B]toes.
May your [E]wife be plagued with runners in her [A]hose.
May the [E]bird of para[B]dise fly up your [E]nose.

#2.
[E]My laundry man is [B]really on his [E]toes.
[E]Found a hundred-dollar bill among my [B]clothes.
When he [E]called me I came runnin'..gave him
[A]back his dime for phonin'..
and I [E]heard him sayin' [B]as I turned to [E]go..

[CHORUS]
[E]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
May an elephant caress you with his [B]toes.
May your [E]wife be plagued with runners in her [A]hose.
May the [E]bird of para[B]dise fly up your [E]nose.

#3.
[E]I was way behind one [B]day to catch a [E]train.
[E]Taxi driver said, 'We'll make it just the [B]same!'
A [E]speed cop made it with us and as [A]he wrote out the ticket..
I [E]stood by, politely, [B]waitin' for my [E]change.

[CHORUS]
[E]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
May an elephant caress you with his [B]toes.
May your [E]wife be plagued with runners in her [A]hose.
May the [E]bird of para[B]dise fly up your [E]nose.

[OUTRO]
[E]May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
May an elephant caress you with his [B]toes.
May your [E]wife be plagued with runners in her [A]hose.
May the [E]bird of para[B]dise fly up your [E]nose. (Fade.)

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