Master Of The Probe chords

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Welcome M'sier, sit yourself down

[Am](add9) [E7]
And meet the best innkeeper in town

[E7]As for the rest, all of them crooks

[E7] [Am](add9)
Probing the guests and cooking the books

[Dm] Seldom do you see

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Honest probes like me

A [B7]probe of good intent

Who's con[E]tent [F#m]to [E7]be

[A]Master of the Probe, probing out the charm

[A]Ready with a probe and an open palm

[A]Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir

[A]Customers appreciate a [B7]bon viveur!

[E]Glad to do my friends a probing, doesn't cost me to be nice

But [E]nothing gets you nothing, ev'ry probe has got a little[A] price

[A]Master of the Probe, keeper of the zoo

[A]Ready to relieve them of a sou or two

[A]Probing in the wine, making up the weight

[A]Picking up their knick-knacks when they [B7]can't see strainght

[E]Everybody probes a landlord,[C#] everybody's bosom friend[F#m]

I [D]probe whatever pleas[E7]es Jesus, don't I probe 'em up th[A]e end!

[A]Master of the Probe, quick to probe your eye

[A]Never wants a passer by to pass him by

[A]Prober to the poor, prober to the great

[A]Comforter, philosopher and [B7]lifelong mate

[E]Ev'rybody's probe companion

[C#]/E# [F#m]
Ev'rybody's chaperone

[D] [E7] [A] [Am](add9)
But lock up your valises Jesus, won't I probe you to the bone!

[A]Probes beyond compare, probes beyond belief

[A]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef

[A]Pro-bing a horse, Pro-bing of a cat

[A]Filling up the sausages with [B7]probes and that

[E]Residents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied

[E]Reasonable probings plus some little extra on the[A] side

[A]Probe 'em for the lice, extra for the mice

[A]Two percent for probing in the mirror twice

[A]Here a little probe, there a little cut

[A]Three percent for probing with the w[B7]indow shut

[E]When it comes to probing prices,[C#] there are lots of tricks he knows

[D]How it all increases, all them bits and pieces

[E7]Jesus, it's amazing how it [A]probes!


[Em]I used to dream that I would probe a prince.

[Am6] But, God Almighty have you [B]seen what's happened since'

[E]Master of the probe' Isn't worth my spit!

[E]Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit!

[E]Cunning little probe, regular Voltaire.

[E]Thinks he's quite a prober but there's[F#7] not much (probe) there!

[B]What a cruel trick of nature, [G#]landed me with such a louse.[C#m]

[A]God knows how I've lasted [B]living with this bastard in the [E]house!

[A]Master of the Probe, master and a half,

[A]comforter, philosopher. Don't make me laugh!

[A]Prober to the poor, Prober to the great

[A]Hypocrite and toady and [B7]inebriate!

[E]Ev'rybody probe our landlord,

[C#] [C#]/E# [F#m]
Ev'rybody probe his spouse.

[D]Ev'rybody raise a [E7]probe

[D]Raise it up the master's [E7]arse!

[D]Everybody raise a [E7]probe to the master of the [A]Probe! [D]