Master Of The House The Innkeepers Song chords

[INTRO]
Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E
Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E

[VERSE 1]
(Thenardier)
Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E Bm6 Bm6/E Bm6 [Bm6/E]
Welcome, m'sieur, sit yourself down, and meet the best inn- keeper in town.
[Bm6] [Bm6/E] [Bm6] [Bm6/E] [Bm6] [Bm6/E] Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9/E
As for the rest, all of ‘em crooks, rooking their guests and cooking the books.

[BRIDGE 1]
[Dm] Dm/A Dm Dm/A Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E
Seldom do you see, honest men like me.
A [B7]gent of [B7/F#]good in[B7]tent, [B7/F#]who’s con[E]tent [F#]to [G#dim]be:

[CHORUS 1]
[A]Master of the [A/E]house, [A]doling out the [A/E]charm, [A]ready with a [A/E]handshake and an [A]o- [A]pen [A]palm. [N.C.]
[A]Tells a saucy [A/E]tale, [A]makes a little [A/E]stir, [A]customers ap[A/E]preciate a [B9]bon-[F#m6]vi- [B7]veur.
[E]Glad to do a [E/B]friend a fav[E]or, [E/B] [E]doesn’t cost me [E/B]to be nice. [E] [E/B]
But [E]nothing gets you [E/B]nothing, ev'[E]rything has [E/F#]got a [E/G#]little [A]price! [A/E] [A] [N.C]

[CHORUS 2]
[A]Master of the [A/E]house, [A]keeper of the [A/E]zoo, [A]ready to re[A/E]lieve ‘em of a [A]sou [A]or [A]two. [N.C.]
[A]Watering the [A/E]wine, [A]making up the [A/E]weight, [A]pickin’ up their [A/E]knick-knacks when they [B9]can’t [F#m6]see [B7]straight.
[E]Everybody [E/B]loves a land[E]lord,[E/B] [C#]everybody’s [C#/G#]bosom [F#m]friend. [F#m/E]
I [D]do whatever pleases. [E7]Jesus! won’t I [E7/F#]bleed ‘em [E7/G#]in the [A]end! [A/E] [A/F#] [A/G#]

[CHORUS 3]
(Drinkers)
[A]Master of the [A/E]house, [A]quick to catch your [A/E]eye, [A]never wants a [A/E]passerby to [A]pass [A]him [A]by. [N.C.]
[A]Servant to the [A/E]poor, [A]butler to the [A/E]great, [A]comforter, phi[A/E]losopher, and [B9]life[F#m6]long [B7]mate!
[E]Everybody's [E/B]boon compan[E]ion, [E/B] [C#]ev'rybody's [C#/G#]chaperone. [F#m] [F#m/E]

(Thenardier)
But [D]lock up your valises. [E7]Jesus! won’t I [E7/F#]skin you [E7/G#]to the [A]bone! [A/E] [A/F#] [A/G#]

[VERSE 2]
Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E Bm6 Bm6/E Bm6 [Bm6/E]
Enter m'sieur, lay down your load, unlace your boots, rest from the road.
[Bm6] [Bm6/E] [Bm6] [Bm6/E] [Bm6] [Bm6/E] Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9/E
This weighs a ton, travel’s a curse, but here we strive to lighten your purse.

[BRIDGE 2]
[Dm] Dm/A Dm Dm/A Amadd9 Amadd9/E Amadd9 Amadd9/E
Here the goose is cooked, here the fat is fried.
And [B7]nothing’s [B7/F#]over- [B7]looked, [B7/F#]till I’m [E]sat- [F#]is- [G#dim]fied.

[CHORUS 4]
[A]Food beyond com[A/E]pare, [A]food beyond be[A/E]lief, [A]mix it in a [A/E]mincer and pre[A]tend [A]it’s [A]beef. [N.C.]
[A]Kidney of a [A/E]horse, [A]liver of a [A/E]cat, [A]filling up the [A/E]sausages with [B9]this [F#m6]and [B7]that.
[E]Residents are [E/B]more than wel[E]come, [E/B] [E]bridal suite is [E/B]occupied. [E] [E/B]
[E]Reasonable [E/B]charges plus [E]some little [E/F#]extras [E/G#]on the [A]side. [A] [A/E] [A/F#] [A/G#]

[CHORUS 5]
[A]Charge ‘em for the [A/E]lice, [A]extra for the [A/E]mice, [A]two percent for [A/E]looking in the [A]mir- [A]ror [A]twice. [N.C.]
[A]Here a little [A/E]slice, [A]there a little [A/E]cut, [A]three percent for [A/E]sleeping with the [B9]win- [F#m6]dow [B7]shut.
[E]When it comes to [E/B]fixing pri[E]ces, [E/B] [C#]there are a lot of [C#/G#]tricks he knows. [F#m] [F#m/E]
[D]How it all increases, [D/C#]all [D] them bits and pieces, [E7/D#]Jesus! it’s amazing [E6]how [E]it [A]grows! [A/E] [A/F#] [A/G#]

[CHORUS 6]
(Drinkers)
[A]Master of the [A/E]house, [A]quick to catch your [A/E]eye, [A]never wants a [A/E]passerby to [A]pass [A]him [A]by. [N.C.]
[A]Servant to the [A/E]poor, [A]butler to the [A/E]great, [A]comforter, phi[A/E]losopher, and [B9]life[F#m6]long [B7]mate.
[E]Everybody's [E/B]boon compan[E]ion, [E/B] [C#/F]gives 'em everything he's got.[F#m] [F#m/E]
[D]Dirty bunch of geezers, [E7]Jesus! what a sorry [E6]lit[E]tle [A]lot. [C5] [D5] [D#5]

[INTERLUDE]
[Em]
[Em]

(Madame Thenardier)
[Em] I used to dream that I [Em] would meet a prince.
[Am] But god almighty, have you [B+]seen what’s happened since? [B+] [B+] [B+/C#] [B+/D#]

[CHORUS 7]
[E]Master of the [E/B]house? [E]isn’t worth me [E/B]spit! [E]‘Comforter, phi[E/B]losopher,’ and [E]life [E/B]long [E]shit. [N.C]
[E]Cunning little [E/B]brain, [E]regular vol[E/B]taire, [E]thinks he’s quite a [E/B]lover, but there’s [F#9]not [C#m6]much [F#7]there.
[B]What a cruel [B/F#]trick of na- [B/F#] ture, [B/F#] [Ab7]landed me with [Cdim]such a [C#m]louse. [C#m/B]
[A]God knows how I’ve lasted, li[B7]ving with this [B7/C#]bastard [B6/D#]in [B/D#]the [E]house. [E/F#] [E/G#]

[CHORUS 8]
(Drinkers)
[A]Master of the [A/E]house-

(Madame Thenardier)
[A] -Master and a [A/E]half!

(Drinkers)
[A]Comforter, [A/E]philosopher-

(Madame Thenardier)
-don’t [A]make [A]me [A]laugh!

(Drinkers)
[A]Servant to the [A/E]poor, [A]butler to the [A/E]great-

(Madame Thenardier)
[A] -hypocrite and [A/E]toady and [B9]ine- [F#m6]bri- [B7]ate!

(Drinkers)
[E]Everybody [E/B]bless the land[E]lord! [E/Eb] [E/D]
[C#m]Everybody [C#m/F]bless his spouse! [F#m] [F#m/E]

(Thenardier)
[D]Everybody raise a [E7]glass!

(Drinkers)
[N.C.]Hey!

(Madame Thenardier)
[D]Raise it up the master’s [E7]arse!

(Drinkers)
[N.C.]Whoo!

[D]Everybody raise a [E7]glass to the [E/F#]master [E/G#]of the [A]house!

[OUTRO]
[A] [A9/E] [A] [A9/E] [D/A]
[A] [A9/E] [A] [A9/E] [D/A]
[A] [A9/E] [A] [A9/E] [D/A] [D/G#] [D/A] [D/B]
[A6(add9,add11)/C#] [E13] [A]