Mac And The Mountain Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - The Shitbirds - T

CAPO 4th Fret

[INTRO]
[G] [Em] [C] [D7] (2X)

[VERSE 1]
[G]I testify, [Em]in front of you, I’m h[C]ere to tell my [D7]story
[G]About the time, I [Em]epically, rode [C]on the wings of [D7]glory
It was [C]past midnight, on [G]mountain high
Just my [C]Baby and me, in the [G]dark of night
The [C]moon was blue, just [G]for this run
My [C]skis were hot, like a [G]million suns
My [C]loins were fire just like [G]Solomon’s
And I [C]waxed up my skis for per[G]fection

[G] [Em] [C] [D7] (2X)

[VERSE 2]
With [G]visions and [Em]confidence I was [C]Bodie Miller plus [D7]Jesus
It was [G]minus 10, I [Em]wore no clothes, [C]except a shirt that was [D7]sleeveless
There was [C]Sasquatch there, and a [G]friend of his
A [C]Yeti peeked out and just to [G]look at this
There were [C]animals there drinking [G]beer and rum
And just [C]me on a well lighted [G]podium
I looked [C]down upon in [G]astonishment
And the [C]anticipation of en[G]lightenment

[G] [Em] [C] [D7] (2X)

[VERSE 3]
The [G]difficulty, of the this [Em]current run, had been [C]matched in only [D7]dreams of
There were [G]right turns and a [Em]loop de loop, that make a [C]lesser man just [D7]scream and,
[C]Evil Kennival would [G]die
Most [C]lesser men, they would [G]cry
There was a [C]crevase that had no [G]end
And a [C]cliff that I’m sure would o[G]ffend
And a [C]tree with limbs like a [G]knife
And a [C]grizzly just ripe for a [G]fight

[G] [Em] [C] [D7] (2X)

[VERSE 4]
So with the [G]pistol shot, I [Em]bombed on down, in [C]grotesque quest for [D7]glory
And I [G]turned right and did a [Em]loop de loop and [C]avoided the Grizzly [D7]goring
I [C]jumped off the cliff, and I [G]flew
Over [C]animals and camera [G]crew
Past the [C]crevase, I did a cork[G]screw
And the [C]halfpipe, I slpit into [G]two
I’d [C]flipped over dangerous [G]trees
But a [C]deer ran right into my [G]knees

[G] [Em] [C] [D7] (1X)

[OUTRO quiet]
I’m [G]alive to say, that en[Em]lightenment is at[C]tained by feats of [D7]valor
I can [G]float away, on a [Em]cloud of love, u[C]pon an angel’s [D7]shoulders….