Luigis Ballad chords

Intro: [G] , [A7]

[Danny Sexbang]
Princess P[D]each
Won't you l[A]isten to my speech
I d[G]on't have any stars of inv[D]incibility
But y[D]ou're the brightest star in the sk[A]y tonight for me
I'm y[G]our Luig[D]i

[Egoraptor]
[D]What up, bitch
[D]I got a one-up, bitch
[D]What's inside the question block;[C] it's my dick
[D]It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more It[D]alian than pastrami
[D]I'll take you by the peaches [C]and give you the hot salami
[D]I save you from dragons and evil B[D]oos that are spooky
[D]Must I be a raccoon to g[C]et inside your tanooki
[D]I will mount you like Yoshi and show you th[D]ings you've never seen
[D]My mushroom's now mega, [C]if you know what I mean
So suck it

[Danny Sexbang]
M[G]ario, you always [Eb]do this shit
I l[Bb]ike a girl and then you r[F]uin it
By y[G]elling stuff ab[Eb]out your dick
Unt[Bb]il they go aw[F]ay

[Rachel Bloom]
He[G]y Luigi, i[Eb]t's okay
That M[Bb]ario's a b[F]it risqué
Just t[G]ell me what you n[Eb]eed to say
Pl[Bb]ease don't be afr[F]aid

[Danny Sexbang]
[D]Oh, princess, [A]it means so much for me to hear you say that
[G]The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-[D]goddamn it

[Egoraptor]
[D]I'm here to pleasure that ass
[D]I'd like to go first, princess, bu[C]t I always come last
[D]And you say we'll get together but I'm j[D]acking off alone
[D]Koopa Troopa skeletons [C]are the only Dry Bones
[D]I am tired of the running 'round it's s[D]uch a fucking hassle
[D]I go through shit and then you'[C]re in another fucking castle
[D]You gotta think about it, well I d[D]on't believe the hype
[D]You'll have a lot of time to think when y[C]ou are smoking on my warp pipe

[Rachel Bloom]
[G]O-M-G, I c[Eb]an't decide
On wh[Bb]ich of you should b[F]e the guy
To t[G]ake me on your m[Eb]ustache ride
That'll r[Bb]edefine my l[F]ife

[Rachel Bloom and Danny Sexbang]
I'm r[G]eady to give l[Eb]ove a shot
It's not ab[Bb]out how many c[F]oins you've got
I j[G]ust know I like y[Eb]ou a lot
[Ego] Yo, sl[Bb]uts, check out my y[F]acht (Ugh)

[Danny] L[G]et me take you on a m[Eb]agic kart ride
[Ego] I'll b[Bb]ust all your balloons when I sm[F]ack your backside
[Danny] We'll h[G]ave such fun, I'll bring my fr[Eb]iends along

[Egoraptor]
I'll kick that D[Bb]onkey Kong right in his k[F]onkey dong
C[G]ome on, Peach, it's time to m[Eb]ake your choice
I'm the o[Bb]nly plumber that can make your b[F]oobies rejoice
Green, l[G]anky-ass brother ain't got sh[Eb]it on me
It's time to l[Bb]ive out our story, of the pr[F]incess and the pe-
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