Life chords

[CHORUS]
L[C]ife is a story don't you doubt

Bad times give you something to talk about

The next time you feel you're all worn out
Remember l[F]ife is a story
Don't you do[C]ubt
It o[G]nly takes a day for e[F]verything to turn arou[C]nd

[VERSE 1]
L[C]ove is a story they tell to you

But the way they tell it ain't quite true

You'll wake up one day and you're twenty-two
You know l[F]ove is just a story that they tell to y[C]ou
Love ta[G]kes a lot of work like e[F]verything else you're gonna [C]do

[VERSE 2]
Fr[C]iends are just the people that you can talk with

Somebody to talk about that somebody to talk About this

But everyone changes and forever is a myth
Fr[F]iends are just the people that you can talk w[C]ith
A l[G]ot of them'll leave but o[F]nly a few you're gonna m[C]iss

[VERSE 3]
Sc[C]hool is the place where I did my growing

They fill your brain 'til it's overflowing

They tell you this is all stuff you need to be knowing
Sch[F]ool is the place where I did my grow[C]ing
Ju[G]st when I got to like[F] it it was time to be [C]going

[VERSE 4]
The wo[C]rld is the place where it all happens

They draw lines on it and call it a map

In between every line's a different flag flapping
The w[F]orld is the place where it all h[C]appens
Six b[G]illion people all t[F]aking turns eating in a n[C]apkin

[VERSE 5]
An[C]imals are critters just like you and me

The only difference is that they don't worry

About things that they can't smell or see
An[F]imals are critters just like you and [C]me
So we[G] buy pants and deod[F]orants and claim not to [C]be

[VERSE 6]
So[C]ngs are just something to waste your time

I listen to yours and you listen to mine

Before we know it the day's gone by
So[F]ngs are just something to waste your t[C]ime
So is e[G]verything else so [F]do whatever makes you feel f[C]ine

[VERSE 7]
G[C]od's just a story someone made up long ago

Before they had books and tv shows

I don't believe in him and I ain't afraid to say so
You know G[F]od's just a story someone made up long a[C]go
But it's hard n[G]ot to be supersti[F]tious despite all you k[C]now

[VERSE 8]
E[C]veryone's born and everyone dies

Everyone has a time and wonders why

The ocean's blue so is the sky
Ev[F]eryone's born and everyone d[F]ies
The o[G]ld lady cries, the n[F]ew baby cries...and si[C]ghs

[VERSE 9]
K[C]isses are weird but they can be fun

Instead of shaking hands it's like shaking tongues

I wish I got to do it more when I was young
Kis[F]ses are weird but they can be f[C]un
I hate g[G]oing once a month[F] without kissing any[C]one

[VERSE 10]
C (for whole verse)
(Spoken): "At this point it's been since uh...how many months

1 2 3 4 5 6...7

I think if kissing someone could make them Pregnant

The last person I kissed would have had their kid by Now"

[VERSE 11]
Dr[C]eams are weird but they can be fun too

They happen more often than kisses it's true

In some I was naked and in some I flew
Dre[F]ams are weird but they can be fun t[C]oo
I w[G]onder if you're dreaming about [F]me when I'm dreaming about y[C]ou

[VERSE 12]
N[C]ow that you heard everything I said

There ain't nothing new inside your head

If you want, disregard it all go ahead
N[F]ow that you've heard everything I s[C]aid
There are pr[G]obably one or t[F]wo things you coulda been doing inste[C]ad

[CHORUS]
L[C]ife is a story don't you doubt

Bad times give you something to talk about

The next time you feel you're all worn out
Remember l[F]ife is a story
Don't you do[C]ubt
It o[G]nly takes a day for e[F]verything to turn arou[C]nd