Lets Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas Chords & Lyrics - Misc Television

[Spoken: Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas]

[INTRO]

[G#] [Fm] [C#] [D#] [G#]

[VERSE 1]

[G#]Open up your [Fm]heart and let the [C#]Patrick Swayze [D#]Christmas in.
We'll [G#]gather at the [Fm]Road House [C#]with our next of [D#]kin.
And [Fm]Santa can be [C#]our regular [Cm]Saturday night [D#]thing.
We'll [Fm]decorate a [G#]barstool and [Cm]gather 'round and [D#]sing.

[VERSE 2]

[G#]Let's have a [Fm]Patrick Swayze [C#]Christmas this [D#]year!
[G#]Or we'll tear your [Fm]throat out and [C#]kick you in the [D#]ear!
'Cause [Fm]that's was happens [C#]when you step in[Cm]to the Double [D#]Deuce.
You [Fm]get in Swayze's [G#]way and he breaks [Cm]all of your bones [D#]loose!

[BREAK]

[G#] [Fm] [C#] [D#] [G#]

[VERSE 3]

I'ts [G#]my way or the [Fm]highway, this [C#]Christmas at my [D#]bar.
I'll [G#]have to smash your [Fm]kneecaps if you [C#]bastards touch my [D#]car!
I [Fm]got the word that [C#]Santa has been [Cm]stealing from the [D#]till.
I [Fm]think that that right [G#]jolly old elf bet[Cm]ter make out his [D#]will!

[Finale]

Oh, [G#]let's have a [Fm]Patrick Swayze [C#]Christmas, one and [D#]all.
And [Fm]this can be the [C#]haziest ...
[Cm]This can be the [D#]laziest ...
[Fm]This can be the [Cm]Swayziest
[C#]Christmas [D#]of them [G#]all![Fm]
[C#]La la la [D#]la la [G#]la, ah ah!