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[CHORUS]
[Gmaj7]Baby, you're the baddest
[F#m]Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
[Bm]Nobody else matters
[F#m]Nobody else matters girl, and uh
[Em]We're kissing in the bathroom
[F#m]We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
[Bm]I hope nobody catch us
[F#m]But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

[VERSE 1]
[Gmaj7]A New York nine's an everywhere else six
[F#m]Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks
[Bm]I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend
He's slee[F#m]ping with this girl that he met up on the West End
He's lu[Em]cky, she's a career woman, no kids
[F#m]Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig
[Bm]Most hoes poke holes in Trojans
Most [F#m]people don't fuck and hit the
lotto but my folks did
[Gmaj7]I'm a mess
[F#m]That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true
[Bm]Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you
[F#m]When I'm depressed you're someone I run to
[Em]But, I guess meet me at Pianos
[F#m]They cross-fadin' off of Nanos
[Bm]Ugh, on that hipster shit
[F#m]And you's a hipster, bitch
[Gmaj7]Yo, but not in the lame way
[F#m]Like, you ain't livin' out in BK
[Bm]Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay
[F#m]Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ
[Em]Like, she listenin' to old Freeway
[F#m]Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different
[Bm]Right, that’s why your friends need wristbands?
[F#m]Fuck you

Can I have this dance?

[CHORUS]
[Gmaj7]Baby, you're the baddest
[F#m]Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
[Bm]Nobody else matters
[F#m]Nobody else matters girl, and uh
[Em]We're kissing in the bathroom
[F#m]We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
[Bm]I hope nobody catch us
[F#m]But I kinda hope they catch us
[Gmaj7]Baby, you're the baddest
[F#m]Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
[Bm]Nobody else matters
[F#m]Nobody else matters girl, and uh
[Em]We're kissing in the bathroom
[F#m]We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
[Bm]I hope nobody catch us
[F#m]But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

[VERSE 2]
[Gmaj7]We can pretend if you want to, like
[F#m]We in love and started dating at your art school
[Bm]'Cause either way we both lying more than half of the time
[F#m]Except for when I’m home workin' on your graphic design
[Em]Every time we see each other, I'm taking you home
[F#m]Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone
[Bm]Yellow-911-Persian girl-in-the-back car
[F#m]But me writin' a verse would be the only way they buyin' a bar
[Gmaj7]White boys used to trip and send me over a gin
[F#m]But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend
[Bm]She got ironic tattoos on her back
[F#m]That ain't ironic bitch, I love Rugrats
[Em]Watching lames handle they fame, they bang any broad with bangs
[F#m]In a band with an animal name
[Bm]Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson
[F#m]Analling anyone is the plan for the evening

I'm kidding, stop
[Gmaj7]Girl cryin' on Ludlow, s[F#m]he still look good though
[Bm]Love is Eastside, who are you to hate?
[F#m]Movie ass; not a 10, but a super 8
[Em]You ain't see me at the show? I was super great
[F#m]Hotel penthouse, gon' and let it ruminate
[Bm]City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on
[F#m]Did everything I could, then I kept going

[CHORUS]
[Gmaj7]Baby, you're the baddest
[F#m]Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
[Bm]Nobody else matters
[F#m]Nobody else matters girl, and uh
[Em]We're kissing in the bathroom
[F#m]We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
[Bm]I hope nobody catch us
[F#m]But I kinda hope they catch us
[Gmaj7]Baby, you're the baddest
[F#m]Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
[Bm]Nobody else matters
[F#m]Nobody else matters girl, and uh
[Em]We're kissing in the bathroom
[F#m]We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
[Bm]I hope nobody catch us
[F#m]But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

[BRIDGE]
[Gmaj7]Ooh, girl, I [F#m]wanna know
Are you re[Bm]ady to cry? 'Cause I'm n[F#m]o good, no good
[Em]Ooh, girl, I [F#m]wanna try
I'm an awf[Bm]ul guy and I'm alwa[F#m]ys away
[Gmaj7]And I'm tryin' to sa[F#m]y I'm a piece of shit
Bel[Bm]ieve in this, I'm t[F#m]ellin' you
'Cause we ba[Em]rely knew what we[F#m] had
I'm not t[Bm]hat bad, the f[F#m]un we had

Ooh

[CHORUS]
[Gmaj7]Baby, you're the baddest
[F#m]Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
[Bm]Nobody else matters
[F#m]Nobody else matters girl, and uh
[Em]We're kissing in the bathroom
[F#m]We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
[Bm]I hope nobody catch us
[F#m]But I kinda hope they catch us
[Gmaj7]Baby, you're the baddest
[F#m]Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
[Bm]Nobody else matters
[F#m]Nobody else matters girl, and uh
[Em]We're kissing in the bathroom
[F#m]We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
[Bm]I hope nobody catch us
[F#m]But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway