Artist: Bill Bailey
[INTRO]
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[VERSE 1]
The je[A5]ster hops on 'The Leg [G5]of Time',
| [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [C5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
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The sc[F5]ourge of the wizard [D5]na - t[D5]ion,
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Ma[A5]drigal chanting is no crime, | [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [G5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
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When you're su[F5]ckled by a blind al - [D5]sa - t[D5]ion!
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Who st[F5]ole [F5] [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'?
[VERSE 2]
[G5] S[A5]een through the eyes of a Mur - g[G5]ar's kestrel,
| [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [G5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
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Wh[F5]ere's the tiny mouse? (T[G5]here it is!) [F5]Ha, ha, h[G5]aaaaa!
R[A5]ide a white pig to the edge of Lapland!
| [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [C5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
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[F5]Why did I do that? [G5]Why did I do that? (I don't know!)
[G5] Who s[F5]tole [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'? [G5]/__[A5]/ [G5]/__[A5]/
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[VERSE 3]
When T[F5]ime had one [G5]leg, it couldn't ma[G5]rch[A5] , [A5] [G5] [A5] [A5]
It stopped! [F5] It hopped! [D5]
Who st[F5]ole [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'?
Was it the wi[F5]zards? (No!) Was it the g[G5]oblins?
Was it the el[A5]ves? Was it the d[G5]war - [A5]ves? (No!)
Or was it the kes[F5]trels? (No!) Was it the s[G5]atyrs? (No!)
Was it the B[A5]rain Police? | [A5]/ / [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/ | [C5] (What?)
Was it the [F5]man with the key to door of reality,
[G5] Underneath the mat of insig - ni[A5]ficance? | [A5]/ / [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/ |
[C5] (Nope!) [F5] Who was it then?
[G5] Was it the terr[F5]orists? (Nope!) Ptero - da[G5]ctyls? (Nope!) Oh!
(It was Terry!) | [A5]/ / [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/ | Terry! | [A5]/ / / [G5]/__[G5]/ |
Te[F5]rry st[G5]ole 'The Leg of T[A5]ime'!
[VERSE 4]
(Cockney middle eight!)
Oh, Te[A]rry, you slag, you ni[D]cked 'The Leg of Time',
G[A]ive it back, before you get a s[E]lap!
Oh, t[D]ake it down 'The Dog and Duck', and le[A]ave it behind the [F#7]bar,
Or y[Bm7]ou'll get a s[E]lap, Sun - sh[A]ine! (Don't gi' mi' no rabbit!) [F#7]
L[Bm7]eave it be - h[E]ind the b[A]ar! (Get off m' s[F#7]ister!)
L[Bm7]eave it be - h[E]ind the b[A]ar! (Give m' 'alf a p[F#7]ound!)
L[Bm7]eave it be - h[E]ind the b[A]ar----!
[VERSE 5]
Who s[F5]tole [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'? [G5]
[F5] [G5] [A5] [G5]
Terry------ ...stole 'The Leg of Time',
[F5] [G5] (A5)
The theft ...of Time's Leg ...was his crime!
| [G5] / ||: [A5]/__/ /__/ /__/ /__[G5]/ | [A5]/__/ /__/ /__/ /__[G5]/ :||[x2]
[VERSE 1]
The je[A5]ster hops on 'The Leg [G5]of Time',
| [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [C5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
The sc[F5]ourge of the wizard [D5]na - t[D5]ion,
^ ^
Ma[A5]drigal chanting is no crime, | [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [G5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
When you're su[F5]ckled by a blind al - [D5]sa - t[D5]ion!
^ ^
Who st[F5]ole [F5] [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'?
[VERSE 2]
[G5] S[A5]een through the eyes of a Mur - g[G5]ar's kestrel,
| [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [G5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Wh[F5]ere's the tiny mouse? (T[G5]here it is!) [F5]Ha, ha, h[G5]aaaaa!
R[A5]ide a white pig to the edge of Lapland!
| [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/__/ [C5]/__[A5]/ /[A5]__/ |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
[F5]Why did I do that? [G5]Why did I do that? (I don't know!)
[G5] Who s[F5]tole [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'? [G5]/__[A5]/ [G5]/__[A5]/
^ ^ ^ ^
[VERSE 3]
When T[F5]ime had one [G5]leg, it couldn't ma[G5]rch[A5] , [A5] [G5] [A5] [A5]
It stopped! [F5] It hopped! [D5]
Who st[F5]ole [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'?
Was it the wi[F5]zards? (No!) Was it the g[G5]oblins?
Was it the el[A5]ves? Was it the d[G5]war - [A5]ves? (No!)
Or was it the kes[F5]trels? (No!) Was it the s[G5]atyrs? (No!)
Was it the B[A5]rain Police? | [A5]/ / [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/ | [C5] (What?)
Was it the [F5]man with the key to door of reality,
[G5] Underneath the mat of insig - ni[A5]ficance? | [A5]/ / [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/ |
[C5] (Nope!) [F5] Who was it then?
[G5] Was it the terr[F5]orists? (Nope!) Ptero - da[G5]ctyls? (Nope!) Oh!
(It was Terry!) | [A5]/ / [G5]/__[A5]/ [A5]/ | Terry! | [A5]/ / / [G5]/__[G5]/ |
Te[F5]rry st[G5]ole 'The Leg of T[A5]ime'!
[VERSE 4]
(Cockney middle eight!)
Oh, Te[A]rry, you slag, you ni[D]cked 'The Leg of Time',
G[A]ive it back, before you get a s[E]lap!
Oh, t[D]ake it down 'The Dog and Duck', and le[A]ave it behind the [F#7]bar,
Or y[Bm7]ou'll get a s[E]lap, Sun - sh[A]ine! (Don't gi' mi' no rabbit!) [F#7]
L[Bm7]eave it be - h[E]ind the b[A]ar! (Get off m' s[F#7]ister!)
L[Bm7]eave it be - h[E]ind the b[A]ar! (Give m' 'alf a p[F#7]ound!)
L[Bm7]eave it be - h[E]ind the b[A]ar----!
[VERSE 5]
Who s[F5]tole [G5] ...'The Leg of T[A5]ime'? [G5]
[F5] [G5] [A5] [G5]
Terry------ ...stole 'The Leg of Time',
[F5] [G5] (A5)
The theft ...of Time's Leg ...was his crime!
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