Leaving You chords

Capo 2, Play A, Key B

[INTRO]
[A]As I sit here staring at your [D]picture
Thinkin'[A] 'bout how good it used to[E] be
Well the[A]n I realize you left me for [D]another
So I've [A]got a couple things t[E]o do before I[A] leave

[VERSE 1]
[A]I put my cigarette out on your forehead [A7]
and I cut off [D]your right leg with my pocket [A]knife
[A]I took my scissors and I cut off all your hair
and I threw a dart [E]right in your eye[A]

[VERSE 2]
[A]I took your golf clubs down to the Goodwil[A7]l
and I wrote a [D]four letter word on the hood of your [A]truck
[A]and I have no idea how your fishin' pole got in that tree
and I ain't got a clue about [E]how your tractor got s[A]tuck

[VERSE 3]
[A]I put a baseball bat through your flat screen TV[A7]
And I[D] drank up all your beer one by [A]one
[A]and I made a nice table cloth out of an autographed jersey
Yeah who knew leaving [E]you could be this f[A]un

[SOLO]
[A] [D] [A]
[A] [E]
[A] [D] [A]
[A] [E] [A]

[BRIDGE]
[A]Well I guess that maybe I should feel[D] guilty
[A]for all these terrible, horrible things that I'v[E]e done
b[A]ut then I realize there's one thing I've[D] forgotten
[A]I think I left all of those [E]bullets in your [A]gun

[VERSE 4]
[A]So as I hightail it out of this c[D]ity
[A]Well I feel kinda like a fugitive on the[E] run
[A]and I'll hide out in some dirty[D] motel
[A]Yeah who knew leavin [E]you could be this [A]fun
[A]I said who know leavin[E] you could be this [D]fun [A]