Kiss Me Im Faced Chords & Lyrics - Dropkick Murphys

Capo 3 Standard Tuning

Kiss me I'm Shitfaced

[G]I play in a band
We're the best [C]in the [G]land
We're big in both Chelsea and [D]France
I play one mean guitar and then [C]score at the [G]bar
There's a [C]line of chicks [G]waiting for their [D]chance
So com[G]e on now honey, I'll [C]make you feel [G]pretty
These other gals mean nothing to [D]me
Let's finish these drinks and be [C]gone for the [G]night
'Cause I'm [C]more than a [G]handful you'll s[Em]ee

[CHORUS]

So kis[C]s me, I'm shit fac[G]ed
and i'm soak[C]ed and i'm s[G]oiled and b[D]rown in the t[C]rousers,
She [G]kissed me!
And I [Am]only [C]bought her one [G]round
[G]I can bench-press a car
I'm an [C]ex-football s[G]tar
With degrees from both Harvard & Y[D]ale.
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a [C]real love m[G]achine.
I've had f[C]ar better s[G]ex while in jai[D]l.
I de[G]signed the Sears Tower
I make [C]2 grand an h[G]our
I cook the world's best duck fl[D]ambé

I take the pick of the litter
Girls j[C]ockey for [G]me
I don't n[C]eed these l[G]ines to get l[Em]aid

So ki[C]ss me, I'm sh[G]itfaced
and i'm soak[C]ed and i'[G]m soiled an[D]d brown in th[C]e trousers,
She [G]kissed me!
And I [Am]only [C]bought her one [G]round

I'm a m[G]an of the night
A real l[C]ady's de[G]light.
See my figure was chizzled from st[D]one.
One more for the gal then I'll es[C]cort her ho[G]me
Come last ca[C]ll I'm ne[G]ver al[D]one.
I've a ho[G]use on the hill with a re[C]d water be[G]d
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to s[D]hame.
With girls by the pool & I[C]talian sports c[G]ars
I'm just h[C]ere in this d[G]ump for the g[Em]ame.

So ki[C]ss me, I'm shi[G]tfaced, I'm soa[C]ked, I'm s[G]oiled & brown[D] .
In the tro[C]users, she k[G]issed me, & I o[Am]nly bo[C]ught her one ro[G]und.

[N.C]Eh, fuck it.
Who am I shittin?

I'm a pi[G]tiful sight
And I ai[C]n't all that br[G]ight.
I'm definitely not chiseled from st[D]one.

I'm a cheat & a liar,
No wo[C]man's de[G]sire, I'll prob[C]ly die co[D]ld & al[G]one.

Faster

But just gi[G]ve me a chance
'Cuz d[C]eep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of g[D]old.
I'm a monog[D]amous man no mo[C]re one night stands
Co[C]me on honey, le[D]mme' take you ho[G]me.
So ki[C]ss me, I'm shi[G]t faced, I'm s[C]oaked, I'm so[G]iled and bro[D]wn.
In the trou[C]sers, she ki[G]ssed me, and I [Am]only bo[C]ught her one ro[G]und.
So ki[C]ss me, I'm shi[G]t faced, I'm so[C]aked, I'm s[G]oiled and bro[D]wn.
In the trou[C]sers (it was[G] tiny!) and I o[Am]nly bo[C]ught her one ro[G]und.
So k[C]iss me, I'm sh[G]it faced, I'm so[C]aked, I'm s[G]oiled and bro[D]wn.
In the trou[C]sers, she ki[G]ssed me, and I [Am]only bo[C]ught her one ro[G]und.