Jim And Jack And Hank chords

[VERSE 1]
[E]Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming
Rather clear what’s taking [B]place
You were holding on to Louie, he was packing, he was heavy
That plastic handle just about to [E]break

[E]Well then you picked up Chloe
She knew y’all were going
She started barking like a [A]tank
I was [B]shocked and I was joking,
But I would not be longing
'Cause I got Jim and Jack and [E]Hank

[CHORUS]
Take your [A]string bikinis, your apple martinis
[E]Take what’s left there in the bank
Take your [A]flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and [E]that damn perfume I never [B]liked
Take your [E]black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me you’re just a total [A]blank,
Go on and leave me baby
[E]I don’t need you, I [B]got
Jim and Jack and [E]Hank

[VERSE 2]
[E]Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your [B]lap
I have become a little sad and I called up my old dad
He said son you just woke me from my [E]nap
I told him you had left me
He said now son don’t you hate me
You know exactly what I [A]think
You [B]know you’re better off
You can fish and you can golf
You still got Jim and Jack and [E]Hank

Repeat Chorus

[VERSE 3]
[E]So I got out the whiskey
I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t [B]crank
I started feeling empty, then again it hit me
I've got Jim and Jack and [E]Hank

Repeat Chrous

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Yeah go on and leave me baby, I dont Need you
I've got Jim and Jack and Hank

That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be a okay
'Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan
Not to mention old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash
How about old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when that's sun shining,
George Strait an old friend
Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends
I’m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby
Ah yeah
Goodbye