Its Hard To Kiss The Lips chords

Capo 1

[Intro chords]
[D] xxx [A] xxx [E] xxx [A] xxx

[VERSE]
She [A] usedx to call me baby, I thought she was [D] suchx a [A] ladyx
But [D] myx how things have [A] changedx since time's [E] movedx on
I'd [A] givex her my last dollar, now all she'll [D] dox is [A] hollerx
Oh, my [D] lifex has be[A]comex a [E] countryx [A] songx

I've [A#] learnedx she can resist me by the way she [D#] alwaysx [A#] dissesx me
And [D#] comesx to bed at n[A#]ightx with that cold cream [F] onx
Some [A#] timesx I might feel frisky, but these days it's j[D#]ustx too [A#] riskyx
It's [D#] hardx to kiss the [A#] lipsx at night that chew your [F] assx out all day [A#] longx

[CHORUS]
All day [F] long,x it goes all day [A#] longx
If a [C] treex fell in the forest, if she didn't [F] hearx it, would I still be wrong
I [A#] guessx I should admit it, she ain't ever [D#] gonnax quit [A#] itxx
It's [D#] hardx to kiss the [A#] lipsx at night that chew your your [F] assx out all day [A#] longx

[VERSE]
Man, I [B] rememberx when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny,
god you oughta see what's ha[E]ppenedx to her hi[B]nyx (Rodney - her what?) (Vince - Her hiney)

Man, that [E] thingx in big enough to [B] landx a small plane [F#] onxx (Rodney - small plane) (Vince - I'm telling' ya)
I used to [B] rollx her in the clover but thank god those [E] daysx are [B] overx
It's [E] hardx to kiss the [B] lipsx at night that chew your [F#] assx out all day [B] longx

[CHORUS 2]
All day [F#] long,x she moans on and [B] onx
If some[C#]dayx they drop the big one, I'd say "Sweet [F#] Jesus,x she's gonna finally leave me alone"
It's all [B] rightx if we say it cause the rad[E]iox won't [B] playx on
It's [E] hardx to kiss the [B] lipsx at night that chew your [F#] assx out all day [B] longx