Its Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long chords

INTRO: [Eb] [F] [Bb] [Eb] [Gm] [Eb] [Bb] [F] [Bb] [Gm]

#1.
[Bb]She used to call me baby, I thought she was
[Eb]such a [Bb]lady.
But, [Eb]my, how things have [Bb]changed since times
moved [F]on.[C] [F]
I [Bb]gave her my last dollar and now all she'll
[Eb]do is [Bb]holler.
[Eb] [Bb] [F] Bb.....Gb [E]
Oh, my life has become a country song.

#2.
I've [B]learned she can resist me by the way she
[E]always [B]disses me.
And [E]comes to bed at [B]night, with that cold cream [Gb]on.
Some[B]times, I [Gb]might feel [B]frisky but these days it's
[E]just too [B]risky.
It's [E]hard To kiss the [B]lips at night, that chew your
[Gb]ass out all day [B]long.

#3.
All day [Gb]long, it goes on and [B]on.
If a [Db]tree fell in the forest, she didn't [Gb]hear it, would

I still be wrong?
I [B]guess I should admit it, she ain't never [E]gonna [B]quit it.
It's [E]hard To kiss the [B]lips at night that chew your
[Gb]ass out all day [B]long.

INTERLUDE: [E] [B] [Gb] [B] [G]

BRIDGE:SPOKEN:
[C]Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny.
God, you oughtta see what's [F]happened to her [C]hiney.

(Her what?..her hiney.)
[F]Man, that thing is big enough to [C]land a small plane [G]on.

(Small plane?.. I'm tellin' ya!)
I used to [C]roll her in the the clover, mmm-mmm, but thank God
[F]those days are [C]over. (Halleluja!)
It's [F]hard To kiss the [C]lips at night that chew your
[G]ass out all day [C]long.

#4.
All day [G]long, she gnaws on and [C]on.
If some [D]day they drop the big one, I'd say, [G]sweet Jesus,

she's gonna finally leave me alone.
It's al[C]right if we say it, cause the radi-[F]o won't [C]play it.
It's [F]hard To kiss the [C]lips at night, that chew your
[G]ass out all day [C]long.

[OUTRO]
It's [F]hard To kiss the [C]lips at night, that chew your
[G]ass out all day [C]long. [Dm] [F] [C] [G] [C] [G] [C]

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