Its Dangerous To Go Alone Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - Starbomb

[Link]
[Am] Hey, [G]hey
[Am] Alright
Yeah, Aw[G]w yeah [Am]

[Am]My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the [G]force o' good since 198[Am]6, old school
I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam

[Old Man]
Hold [G]on a minute Link!

[Link]
Hey, what's[Am] up old man?

[Old Man]
[Am]I see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest
You're gonna [G]use your ocarina to rescue the[Am] princess
[Am]But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's [G]dangerous to go alone, tak[Am]e this

[Link]
[Am]Oh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice
I can alw[G]ays count on you for helpful, friendly a[Am]dvice
[Am]Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh [G]god, that's not a sword! It's your [Am]dick in disguise

[Old Man]
[Am]Yes, I can't lie, I have [F]painted my [G]schween
Now[Am] grab your destiny if you [F]know what I [C]mean
Wait a [Am]minute Link, don't leave the cave, where [F]do you think you'r[G]e going?
This is a[Am] great chance to fondle a[F] scrotum that you're [E]blowing

[BREAK]

[Link]
That. Was. [Am]Weird, but whatever there is no time to lose
I gotta [G]warp on outta Zelda in this [Am]chilled out groove
[Am]Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place [G]looks just like Philadelphia but [Am]even more shitty
[Am]I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction
Something [G]in my Ocarina must have g[Am]one and malfunctioned
[Am]I gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do

[Old Man]
Hold [G]on a minute Link!

[Link]
Old [Am]Man, is that you?

[Old Man]
[Am]This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's [G]dangerous to go alone, [Am]take this

[Link]
[Am]Well that's really kind o- D'aaah! That's your wrinkled dick again
Look, I [G]know I wear a tunic but I'm [Am]not into men

[Old Man]
[Am]Don't be that way bitch let me [F]introduce [G]you
To [Am]my three best friends Mr. Johnson [F]and the [C]Juice Crew
If you [Am]see the Princess Zelda, well you [F]know you're gonna [G]grab her
So why [Am]don't you try to come grab my inf[F]latable poo [E]jabber

[Link]
OH MY GOD!

[BREAK]

I gotta [Am]warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must de[G]feat Ganondorf before it [Am]gets too late
[Am]Okay, now I really don't know where I am

[Old Man]
Hold [G]on a minute Link!

[Link]
God D[Am]AMN it, Old Man!

[Old Man]
[Am]You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's [G]dangerous to go alone, [Am]take-

[Link]
[Am]NO!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, I'm not giving you a-
[G]Not touching your we-
Am (stop playing)
Stop the chilled out groove!
Jeez!
You come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon
[Am]It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, [G]I'm not gonna [Am]splllllNO!

[Old Man]
So is that a no on the handjob or...? Okay.