It Sucks To Be Me chords

[VERSE 1]
[D]When I was [Bm]little, I [G]thought I would [A]be...
[D]A big com[Bm]edian on [G]late night T[A]V
[Bm]But now I'm [D]thirty-two and [G]as you can [Gb]see...
[A]I'm not! Oh well. [A7]

[CHORUS]
It sucks to be [D]me. [Em]
[A]It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be [D]broke and unempl[Bm]oyed and turning [Em]thirty-three. [A]
It sucks to be [D]me.

[VERSE 2]
[D]I'm kinda [Bm]pretty, and [G]pretty damn [A]smart
[D]I like ro[Bm]mantic things like [G]music and [A]art
[Bm]And as you [D]know I have a [G]gigantic [Gb]heart
So [A]why... don't I have a [A7]boyfriend?! F**K!

[CHORUS]
It sucks to be [D]me. [Em]
[A]It sucks to be me. (It sucks to be me.)
It sucks to be [D]Brian (and K[Bm]ate) to not have a j[Em]ob (to not have a d[A]ate)
It sucks to be [D]me.

[Music swells to the key of Eb or D#]

[VERSE 3]
[Eb]We live to[Cm]gether, we're as [Ab]close as people can [Bb]get.
[Eb]We've been the [Cm]best of buddies [Ab]ever since the [Bb]day we met
[Cm]So he knows [Eb]lots of ways to [Ab]make me [G]upset.
Oh, [Ab]every day is an aggravation
([Bb]Come on that's an exaggeration!)
[E]You leave your [C#m]clothes out! You [A]put your feet on my [B]chair.
[E]You do such [C#m]an*l things like [A]ironing your [B]underwear.
[C#m]You make that [E]very small a[A]partment we [Ab]share A [B]HELL.
(So do you! That's why [B7]I'm in hell too!)

[CHORUS]
It sucks to be [E]me...
(It sucks to be [F#m]me)
(It sucks to be [B]me)
(It sucks to be [B7]me!)
Is there [E]anybody [C#m]here that doesn't [F#m]suck to be? [B]
It sucks to be [E]me.

[Ad-libbing Part]
[C#]Da da da da [Fm]da (da da da da [F#]da, da da da da [Ab]da, da)
[C#]Da da da da [Fm]da (da da da da [F#]da, da da da da [Ab]da, da)

[VERSE 4]
[Eb]I coming to this [Cm]country for [Ab]opportuni[Bb]ties
[Eb]Tried to work in [Cm]Korean deli, [Ab] but I am [Bb]Japanese
[Cm]But with hard [Eb]work I earn two [Ab]Master's De[G]grees
[Bb]In social work, and now I a therapist
[Bb]But I have no clients
[Bb]And I have an unemployed fiancee
[Bb]And we have [Bb]LOTS. [Bb]OF. [Bb]BILLS. [Bb]TO. [Bb]PAY.

[CHORUS]
It suck to be [Eb]me! [Fm]
[Bb]It suck to be me! [Bb7]
[Eb] [Cm] [Fm] [Bb]
I say it sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-suck!]
It suck to be [Eb]me!

(dialogue)

[VERSE 5]
[A] I'm Gary [F#m]Coleman, from [D]TV's Different [E]Strokes
I've [A]made a lot of [F#m]money that got [D]stolen by my [E]folks!
And [F#m]now I'm broke and [A]I'm the butt of [D]everyone's [C#7]jokes
[E]But I'm here, the superintendent of Avenue Q

[CHORUS]
It sucks to be [A]you! (You [F#m]win!)
It sucks to be [D]you! (I feel [E]better now!)
Try having [A]people stopping [F#m]you to ask you...

[N.C] What'cha talking about, Willis?

It gets old.
It sucks to be [A]you... [Bb] [B]
On Avenue [E]Q! (Sucks to be [C#m]me)
On Avenue [F#m]Q! (Sucks to be [B]you)
On Avenue [E]Q! (Sucks to be [C#m]us!)
But not when [F#m]we're to[B]gether!
[A]We're to[B]ge[D]ther [G]here...
On Avenue [Am]Q! [G]
We [D]live on Avenue [Am]Q! [G]
Our [D]friends do [G]too!
[Am]Till [G]our [D]dreams come [Em]true...
We [Am]live on [D]Avenue [G]Q! [Em]
We [Am]live on [D]Avenue [G]Q! [Em]
We [Am]live on [D]Avenue [G]Q! [Em]
[Am]Welcome to [D]Avenue [G]Q!