Into Harmonys Way Every Song Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons - Family Guy

1. ALYSSA MILANO

D# (intro)

(Quagmire) [D#]Alyssa Milano, I knew you're gonna be hot when you were [Bb]nine.


2. MELTED CHEESE
(there is a picking pattern here: alternate your thumb
between the first and second notes of the chord, and
pluck the rest of it with the remaining fingers)

(Peter) [C]Every food tastes good with melted [F]cheese,
(Q) [G]I like twins unless they're sia[C]mese.

3. DON'T STORE YOUR CONDOMS

E (intro)

(Q) [E]Don't store your condoms in your billfold
Those things don't work if they get [A]dry and old
(P) Broken [E]rubber
Broken [A]ruuubbeeer [E]

4. CREDIT CARD DEBT
(you can play this ukulele-like by doing the equivalent chords on the eBG strings.
In this song, Quag's backing vocals are between parenthesis. "B" stands for "both".
This is by far the most difficult to play exactly correct. )

(P) 'Cause [Eb]I have thirty thousand dollars in [Ab]credit card debt [Eb]
[Eb]When they call I tell them I can't [Ab]pay it back yet [Eb](credit card debt)
[Eb]Tomorrow I may buy myself a [Ab]dining room set [Eb]
N/C
Or this Bobba Fet!
(B) [Eb]Credit card debt,
[Ab]Credit card debt,
[Bb]Credit card debt! [Eb]

5. HOME BOWL
(the ultimate single. In a huge ass concert, I'd replace the annoying newspaper dude dialogue with a chorus.
Again, Quag's backing are between parenthesis. )

Am (intro)

(P) [Am]I can't poop in strange places
Em (strange places)
I can only poop in my home
It's as [G]though I'm watched by strange faces
Am (strange faces)
It's why I never roam

( Excu[Am]se me, I just wanna grab one those newspapers.
Just grab one and go!
I'm looking for a job, ok? )

[Am]I've left Stewie alone with strangers
Em (strangers)
To satisfy my fecal needs
(B) I've [G]put my whole family in danger
(P) To [Am]poop before my anus bleeds

(B) [F]Home bowl, [C]home bowl, [G]you know just what I [Am]need
[F]Home bowl, [C]home bowl, to [G]poop bear my [Am]anus bleeds.

6. POP TART

C (intro)

(B) [C]Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so freaking [F]good.
Have you [F]ever put butter on a [C]Pop Tart? If you [G7]haven't then I think you [C]should.

(P) [C]I was sitting in the kitchen one day,
[C]And I was itching to fill up my belly
[C]with the piping' hot jelly
[C]of the best damn treat in the [G7]world.

(Q) (HE'S TALKING POP TARTS!)

(P) [G7]And I saw a stick of butter
[G7]and it almost made me shudder
[G7]and scream like a baby [C]girl.

(B) [C]I don't wanna a giant penis
[C]Or a rocket trip to venus
[C]I don't wanna win the lotte[F]ry.

(B) [F]I just wanna squat and gobble
'Til I'm [C]dizzy and I waddle
[G7] (pause) [C]
In a butter fruit dough tart treat. So,

(B) [C]I put on a Pop Tart, it was so freaking [F]good
Have you [F]ever put butter on a [C]Pop Tart? If you [G7]haven't then I think you [C]should.

(Q) (EVERYBODY, COME ALONG WITH US!)

[C] N/C [C] [F]
(B) Have you ever put butter on a-- POP TART! It's so freaking good (yeah!)
[F] N/C [G7] [C]
Have you ever put butter on a-- POP TART! If you haven't then I think you should.

C (ending)

(Q) POP TART!
(P) Wiiith buutter?

7. EVERYONE FROM FLORIDA

[INTRO]
A||-----3--5--||
E||--6--------||

(B) [Eb]Everyone from Florida is [Bb]stupid
[Bb]Everyone from Florida is [Eb]dumb
I [Ab]might not be the brightest guy
But [Eb]next to them my IQ is high
Bb Eb (weirdest chords possible, down from Bb)
If they had guitars here's how they'd strum.

8. WHY THE HELL DO YOU BRUSH

(B) [C]Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
[G]Why the hell do you brush your teeth at [C]work?
The [F]bathroom's full of poop and pee
And [C]now you've rubbed that on your teeth
[G]Like you're gonna kiss someone at [C]three

9. STUPID ASIAN BITCH

E (intro, let it ring, to build that tension from knowing what's coming next)

N/C A
(B) Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch
[A]I don't even know why you are [E]there


10. TRAIN & BOAT

"Yesterday, I've learned the difference
between a train and a boat.
I wrote this song before that."
- GRIFFIN, Peter.

(B) [E]Train on the [D]water, [A]boat on a [E]track
[E]Train on the [D]water, [A]boat on a [E]track

(P) [E]My lady took the train across the Atlantic
[E]I hope it don't sink like the Titanic
(Q) [E]I went to the station caught a boat downtown
[E]I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown

(P) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ALL 5 FOOT 1 BLACK ALBINO CHOIR

(5f1BAC) [E]Train on the [D]water, [A]boat on a [E]track
[E]Train on the [D]water, [A]boat on a [E]track

11. THE WAITRESS & THE KNIFE

C (intro)

(B) This [C]waitress is prettier then my wife
[G]I could kill my family with a [C]knife
We'll [F]sail around the world by ship
I'll [C]give my whole wad as a tip
But [G]first I'll kill my family with a [C]knife
(Q) Yes he's [G]gonna kill his family with a [C]knife
(P) Irre[G]gardless of this waitress I will kill them with a [C]knife.

12. PARENTS ARE GROSS

(B) You [C]never should look at you mother's [G]boobies
No [G]matter how big and round they [C]are
You'll [C]end up seeing something you don't [F]wanna
It's [G]guaranteed to leave a mental [C]scar.

You [C]never should look at your daddy's [G]penis
When he's [G]walking down the hall on Sunday [C]morn'
An [F]acorn in a nest of twigs and [C]underneath two fetal pigs
[G]It will make you wish you weren't even [C]born.

Parents are [F]gross, parents are [C]gross, parents are [G]gross, parents are [C]gross.


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