Im Going Guard Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - House Of Zab

[D]They got pilots[A] , they got intel
[G]donʼt follow t[D]he regs well
[D]donʼt got haircuts, [A]but got mustaches
[G]donʼt worry bout the commander[A] on my ass
[Bm]you can pick up enlisted [A]chicks out at the[G] bar
[G]mm, mm, m[Em]m, mm Iʼ[F#m]m going[G] guar[A]d [D]
[D]Donʼt do staff work, no [A]PT test
[G]smoked weed, and n[D]o arrest
[D]got one DUI and no on[A]e cares
[G]cuz we ainʼt [A]going nowhere
[Bm]itʼs Tuesday night and Iʼll[A] driving my drunkass home
[G]mm, [Em]mm, m[F#m]m, mm, m[G]m, I[A]ʼm g[D]oing Guard
[Bm]Iʼm going Guard
[D]Itʼs my kind place
[E]Just walk into the squadron
[A]Puts a big smile on my face
Donʼt work too[Bm] hard, no OPRR[D]RRRRRRRR
[G]mm, mm,[Em] mm, m[F#m]m, Iʼm goin[G]g [A]Gu[D]ard
[D]Iʼve seen bad jobs, Iʼve seen [A]HAF staff
[G]Fulla retards and [D]rejects
[D]Weʼve remotes, we got [A]non-vuls
[G]got I-G in [A]our halls
and [Bm]the commanderʼs g[A]ot me by the [G]fuckin balls
[G] mm,mm,[Em]mm,mm [F#m]iʼm th[G]e [A]Gu[D]ard
[A]I hate the man, i[D] love my state
[E]gonna join the miltia
[A]Get the country going great
I‘m going[Bm] Guard
[D]itʼs my kind of place
[E]just making corn in our bar
[A]puts a big smile on my face
[Bm]No exec tour, just open doors

[G]mm, mm[Em] , mm,[F#m] mm Iʼm go[G]in[A]g [D]guard
[Em]mm,[F#m] mm,[G] m[A]m,[D] m[A]m [D]Iʼm going guard