Im At A Nandos chords

I'm at a [C]nandos trying to paul home [G]
All of my change[Em] I spent on Lou [D]
Where have his socks gon[C]e
Niall it's all[G] wrong, you ate the food [Em]we made for two [D]

Yeah, I[C] , I know it's hard to remember
[G]The boys tried out seperately
[Em]It's even harder to picture
[D]They placed at number three
[C]Harry loves to get naked
[G]But the boys never mind
[Em]As soon as they got famous
[D]All of the fan girls broke d[C]own

[C]Twitcam makes me [G]smile
Someone should tell Niall [Em]
To hide his profile[D]
I let Larry [C]Stylinson Prank call my friends [G]
6 r’s in Te[Em]rrence, Zayn’s no pedophile [D]

I'm at a Nandos[C] trying to paul home [G]
All of my change[Em] I spent on Lou [D]
Where have his socks gon[C]e
Niall it's all [G]wrong, you ate the food we made[Em] for two [D]

Everytime I read a [C]new fanfic [G]
Louis’ munching on some c[Em]arrot sticks [D]
Why is Harry’s hair a[C]lways perfect? [G]
Liam’s only got [Em]one kidney left [D]

[C]We’ve got to thank Simon Cowell
[G]For making the boys stay
[Em]Louis drove the van so slow
[D]He got stopped twice that day
[C]Zayn has such beautiful eyes
[G]And perfectly quaffed hair
[Em]There were women in Sweden
[D]Who wouldn’t put their shirts down [C]

[C]Video Diaries [G]
Superman Louis [Em]
Liam and Daniel Pea[D]zer
And Zayn loves Perrie, Nial[C]l and his guitar [G]
Louis and Eleanor,the k[Em]azoo and Harry [D]

I'm at a Nand[C]os trying to paul home [G]
All of my change[Em] I spent on Lou [D]
Where have his socks gon[C]e
Niall it's al[G]l wrong, you ate the food we made [Em]for two [D]

Zayn should probably[C] work on his dance moves [G]
Niall is a big[Em] fan of the zoo [D]
Harry used to sha[C]re a flat with Lou [G]
Liam won’t go near an[Em]other spoon [D]
Now I'm at a Nandos [C]