Im A Dirty Smelly Pile Of Garbage Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

[09 - Dirty Smelly Pile of Garbage]

[CHORUS]
I'm a [C]dirty [Am]smelly [C]pile of [G]gar-[C]bage [Am]and [C]that's ok [Am]cause [C]that [G]is [C]me[Am] [C]
not [C]locked [Am]in-[C]side these [G]bars of [C]hy-[Am]giene [C]I [Am]feel [C]much [G]more [C]free[Am] [C]
[C]I [Am]don't [C]need your [G]soaps and [C]sham-[Am]poos I pre-[C]fer [Am]to [C]stay [G]dir-[C]ty [Am] [C]
cause [C]all [Am]that [C]time you [G]waste on [C]wash-[Am]ing could be [C]spent [Am]more [C]produc-[G]tive-[C]ly [Am] [C]

[VERSE 1]
[C]I [Am]see [C]all these [Am]peo-[C]ple [Am]always [F]washing off thei[C]r germs
more like [C]wash-[Am]ing [C]off the [Am]means [C]by [Am]which your [F]body's defenses [G]learn
cause your [C]bo-[Am]dy [C]needs it's [Am]budd-[C]ies [Am]like the [F]earth it needs it's [C]worm
and [C]all [Am]this [C]ceaseless [Am]san-[C]i-[Am]tizing should be [F]siren [G]for con-[C]cern

[CHORUS]
I'm a [C]dirty [Am]smelly [C]pile of [G]gar-[C]bage [Am]and [C]that's ok [Am]cause [C]that [G]is [C]me[Am] [C]
not [C]locked [Am]in-[C]side these [G]bars of [C]hy-[Am]giene [C]I [Am]feel [C]much [G]more [C]free[Am] [C]
[C]I [Am]don't [C]need your [G]soaps and [C]sham-[Am]poos I pre-[C]fer [Am]to [C]stay [G]dir-[C]ty [Am] [C]
cause [C]all [Am]that [C]time you [G]waste on [C]wash-[Am]ing could be [C]spent [Am]more [C]produc-[G]tive-[C]ly [Am] [C]

[VERSE 2]
[C]ta-[Am]king [C]a shower [Am]eve-[C]ry-[Am]day to [F]me is such a [C]hassle
I [C]re-[Am]mem-[C]ber all the [Am]frus-[C]trat-[Am]ion when that [F]regiment I'd [G]wrassle
[C]be-[Am]fore [C]bed or [Am]when [C]I [Am]wake but [F]what if I'm to [C]sleep in too late
and [C]all [Am]the [C]dermal [Am]prob-[C]lems [Am]that the [F]cleansers [G]would cre-[C]ate

[BRIDGE]
[F]I smell worse than a shoe that's been [C]pissed on and farted through
well ya [F]know what I do when [G]I smell like poo0

I change my [C]clothes[Am] and no-[F]bod-[G]y [C]knows
been told I [C]smell like a rose[Am] that's just [F]how the [G]story [C]goes
it seems that the [C]smell[Am] on my [F]clothes [G]it [C]grows
and I [C]hope to show this [Am]proof to [F]all [G]my [C]bros

[CHORUS]
I'm a [C]dirty [Am]smelly [C]pile of [G]gar-[C]bage [Am]and [C]that's ok [Am]cause [C]that [G]is [C]me[Am] [C]
not [C]locked [Am]in-[C]side these [G]bars of [C]hy-[Am]giene [C]I [Am]feel [C]much [G]more [C]free[Am] [C]
[C]I [Am]don't [C]need your [G]soaps and [C]sham-[Am]poos I pre-[C]fer [Am]to [C]stay [G]dir-[C]ty [Am] [C]
cause [C]all [Am]that [C]time you [G]waste on [C]wash-[Am]ing could be [C]spent [Am]more [C]produc-[G]tive-[C]ly [Am] [C]

[VERSE 3]
[C]Think [Am]of [C]all the [Am]mon-[C]ey [Am]that I [F]save on my sham-[C]poo
[C]no [Am]need [C]for [Am]creams [C]or [Am]soaps or [F]miracle [G]goos
[C]lath-[Am]er [C]rinse [Am]re-[C]peat [Am]that [F]scam I won't fall [C]to
as I con-[C]tin-[Am]ue [C]down [Am]this [C]path [Am]that's [F]been [G]traveled by [C]few

[CHORUS]
I'm a [C]dirty [Am]smelly [C]pile of [G]gar-[C]bage [Am]and [C]that's ok [Am]cause [C]that [G]is [C]me[Am] [C]
not [C]locked [Am]in-[C]side these [G]bars of [C]hy-[Am]giene [C]I [Am]feel [C]much [G]more [C]free[Am] [C]
[C]I [Am]don't [C]need your [G]soaps and [C]sham-[Am]poos I pre-[C]fer [Am]to [C]stay [G]dir-[C]ty [Am] [C]
cause [C]all [Am]that [C]time you [G]waste on [C]wash-[Am]ing could be [C]spent [Am]more [C]produc-[G]tive-[C]ly [Am] [C]