Ill Never Tell Chords & Lyrics - Misc Soundtrack - Buffy The Vampire Slayer

[INTRO]
[F7](Anya) This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he [F]fine?
[G7]My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was [G]mine
[Am]But I’m out of the [C7]biz
The [F]name I made I'll [G]trade for his
The [Am]only trouble [C]is...
N.C
I’ll never tell
[F7](Xander) She is the one she's such wonderful fun
[F7]Such passion and grace
[G7]Warm in the night when I’m right
In her tight--Embrace, Tight em[G]brace
[Am]I’ll never let her [C7]go
The [F]love we've known can [G]only grow
There's [Am]just one thing that--
C N.C
No. I’ll never tell
(Both) 'cause there's [F]Nothing to [Ab7]tell

[VERSE 1]
[G](Anya) He snores (Xander) She wheezes
(Anya) Say [G+]"housework," and he freezes
(Xander) She [Em]eats these Skeezy cheeses
That I [Am7]can't des[D7]cribe
(Anya) I [Am]talk, He breezes
(Xander) She [F]doesn't know What please is
(Anya) His [F#dim7]penis got diseases From a chumash [D7]tribe
(Both) The [G]vibe[G/F#] gets kind of [Em]scary [G]
(Xander) Like she [C]thinks I'm ordinary
(Anya) Like it's [Cm]all just temporary
(Xander) Like her [D]toes are kind of hairy
(Both) But it's all very [D7]well
'Cause, [Am7]god knows [Eb]I'll never [G]tell

[VERSE 2]
(Anya) When [G]things get rough
He just [G+]hides behind his Buffy
Now [Em]look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he [Am7]knows that I [D7]know
(Xander) She [Am]clings, She's needy
She's [F]also really greedy, She [F#dim7]never--
(Anya) [F#dim7]His eyes are beady!
(Xander) [D7]This is my verse Hello? She--
(Anya) N.C.
Look at me! I'm dancin' crazy!

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[G7] [C7] [G7] [C7] [G7] [C7] [Bb] [A] [Bb] [A]
[G7] [C7] [G7] [C7] [G7] [C7] [Bb] [A] [Bb] [A]
[Bb] [A] [Bb] [G] [G+] [Em] [Am7] [D7]
[Am] [E] [F#dim7] [Am] [Adim] [Am]

[CHORUS]
(B[D7]oth) You [G]know
(Xander) [G/F#]You're quite the [Em]charmer
(Anya) My knight in [G]armour
(Xander) You're the [C]cutest of the scoobies
With your [Cm]lips as red as rubies
And your f[D]irm yet supple--
Tight em[G7]brace

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[C7] [A] [D7]
[G] [G/F#] [Em7] [D7sus] [G]

[VERSE 3]
(Anya) He's [G]swell (Xander) She's sweller
(Anya) He'll [G+]always be my feller
(Xander) [Em]That's why I’ll never
Tell her that I’m [Am7]petri[D7]fied
(Anya) I’ve [Am]read this tale
There's [F]wedding Then betrayal
I [F#dim7]know there'll come the day
I'll want to run and [D7]hide

[CHORUS]
(Both) I [G]lied.[G/F#] I said it's [Em]easy [G]
I’ve [C]tried
But there's these [G]fears I can't quell
(Xander) Is she l[D]ooking for a pot of gold?
(Anya) Will I [Em]look good when I’ve gotten old?

[OUTRO]
(Xander) Will our [C]lives become too stressful
[C]If I’m never that successful?
(Anya) When I [Cm]get so worn and wrinkly
[Cm]That I look like David Brinkley
(Xander) Am I [Am7]crazy?
(Anya) Am I [D]dreamin'?
(Xander) Am I [Am7]marrying a [Am]demon?
(Both) We could [D7]really raise the beam
[D7]In makin' marriage a hell
So, [Am]thank god [Eb]I'll never [G]tell
I [Am]swear that [Eb]I’ll never [G]tell
(Xander) [Eb]My lips are [G]sealed
(Anya) [Eb]I take the [G]fifth
(Xander) [Eb]Nothing to [G]see, [Eb]move it al[G]ong
(Both) [C]I’ll ne[Eb]ver - [G]tell