If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out Chords & Lyrics - Tim Minchin

[INTRO]
[F] [Am] [G] [Gsus4] [G]

[VERSE]
If [F]anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
[Am]Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read [G]minds

And if [F]anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
as[Am]trologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict future
human events[G] by interpreting celestial signs

And if [F]anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
homeopathic prac[Am]titioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions
made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of
water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo [G]

And if [F]anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
[Am]spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power
with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral
choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife [G] [Gadd9] [G]

[OUTRO]
I will give you my piano [F]
One of my legs [G]
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and my wife