If You Buy Me A Jack Daniels Chords & Lyrics - Angry Johnny And The Killbillies

[G]If you buy me a Jack [C]Daniels
[G]I might be your friend for a [D]while
[G]Laugh at your jokes and your [C]ego i'll stroke
[G]Tell you that i like your [D]style

And [C]if you buy me a[G]nother
[D]Might even ask for your [G]hand
So let's [C]sit and relax with a [G]couple of Jacks
And i[Em]'ll be your biggest fan
[D]I will be your biggest [G]fan

[G]And maybe i'll tell you my [C]story
[G]Sad but the whole thing is [D]true
[G]Terible tale of [C]love and betrayal
About a [G]couple of folks i once [D]knew

See the [C]devil once had him a [G]daughter
[D]Can bet that i know her [G]name
I [C]gave her my heart i [G]gave her my soul
She [Em]gave me a life time of pain
[D]Gave me a lifetime of [G]pain

[G]She used to buy me the Jack [C]Daniels
And [G]we would go dancing all [D]night
Now she's [G]of with Jose drinking [C]Cuervo all day
[G]Singing just easy [D]rhymes

And i'm [C]sure that you got your own [G]story
[D]Probably much sadder than [G]mine
But [C]cryin' ain't pretty so [G]i feel shitty
While [Em]they're having such a good time
Hope they [D]choke on their soft **** [G]life

So [C]let's keep on drinking
[G]Stop all this thinking
[D]Life how it's bringing us [G]down
[G]Bartender could you [C]please pour another [G]round

Well i [G]must say that you're looking [C]pretty
Much [G]better than when i came [D]in
[G]Round after round you've been [C]sheding them pounds
And [G]whiskey's cleared up your bad [D]skin

So [C]buy me another Jack [G]Daniels
And [D]we can dance out on the [G]floor
All the [C]yours will be mine up u[G]ntill closing time
When they [Em]throw my drunk ass out the door
And i [D]won't bother you any[G]more