If That Aint Country chords

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[A]Well I?m just an old man now, was with scar[D]s
Most of them I got fightin? in them rednec[E]k bars
And a bunch of new tattoos Squench put on [A]me
Why he covered up the ones I got years [D]ago
Back in prison when I was just Da[E]ve Coe
And I wasn?t famous then, and I w[A]asn?t free
Well I grew up in a three room run down sha[D]ck
At the foot of a mountain by a railroad t[E]rack
Where decent folk don?t go when the sun goes[A] down
Now daddy work the coal mines and he worked on ca[D]rs
And momma?d go to church and daddy?d go to[E] bars
An most folks just called it the hillbilly part o[A]f town

[A]We had a 55 Chevy when I was fifte[D]en
I painted it red but I was still gr[E]een
S**t I couldn?t even afford to bu[A]y gas
I had a 41[D]0 rifle and a Bo[E]wie knife too
[A]Redman tobacco that I li[D]ked to chew
And [E]we?d count the car when the train when past
And If That Ain?t Country, I?ll Kiss Your Ass[A]

[CHORUS]
If That Ain?t C[D]ountry, i[E]t'll hair lip the po[A]pe
If That Ain?t [D]Country, [E]it's a damn good [A]joke
I?ve been on The Gr[D]and Ole Op[E]ry,
[A]I know Johnny [D]Cash
And If He Ain?t Co[E]untry, What? [A]

[A]Now one of my sisters was a lady of the n[D]ight
And then one day she saw the l[E]ight
Now she don?t do those things that she us[A]ed to do
She never made the funeral when daddy[D] died
An I said I?d forgive her but I guess I l[E]ied
There?s just no way to hide the way I[A] feel
Now me and my brother took our sister Dia[D]ne
Down to the funeral home to see the old ma[E]n
Jimmy was the oldest and Diane was the youngest o[A]ne
Now Ray was in the middle and there [D]was me
And I?m the one at twenty-th[E]ree
Who grew up to be that Yankee?s reb[A]el son
Now times are changin? I?ve heard folks sa[D]y
It?s been ten years since my daddy past aw[E]ay
But I can still picture him in his overal[A]ls
Covered with grease from his head to h[D]is feet
Cussin' the sweat and the Te[E]xas heat, and mesqui[A]ters

[A]Standin? by the house where he made his deals[D]
And around the porch was a bunch of old whe[E]els
And a couple Harley Davidson parts daddy sold for gas[A]
There was fi[D]fty holes in an old tin r[E]oof
[A]Me and my family we was li[D]vin' proof
[E]A perfect example of poor white trash
And If That Ain?t Country, I?ll Kiss Your Ass[A]

[CHORUS]
If That Ain?t [D]Country, it'll hair[E] lip the pope [A]
If That Ain?t [D]Country, [E]it's a damn good [A]joke
Been on The [D]Grand Ole [E]Opry,
And [A]I know Johnny C[D]ash
And If He [E]Ain?t Country, [A]What?
And If That Ain?t [E]Country, What? [A]
And If That Ain?t [E]Country, What? [A]

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