I Never Expected chords

[G]I n[C]ever expected to last this long
[F]It caught me completely by surp[C]rise
[F]I put aside enough to l[C]et me live jus[A7]t fine
[D]But I never guessed I'd last past[G] 49

[C]I thought by now my friends would be toasting my memory
[F]While the Devil was toasting my [C]souL
[F]Oh but it's just my luck, [C]I outlived my b[A7]ucks
[D]It's the saddest story ever to[G]ld
[F]Oh, how could I[G] have got this[C] old [G]

[C]Hey Mel, you should have bought a piece of the rock...Or a[F] no risk retirement p[C]lan

But[F] instead I invested in a[C]ll night b[A7]ars, sl[D]ow dancing ladies, fa[G]st moving cars
[C]I thought by now I'd be safe resting peaceful in my grave [F]due to all the women and [C]song
[F]So I'd made no preparations[C] for a drawn out situat[A7]ion

[D]How could you have been so wrong?
[F]I never dreamed I[G]'d last this lo[C]ng [G]

[C]Live fast, die young have a good lookin' corpse
[F]That's the motto we live so w[C]ell
[F]So I played it hard and high [C]but somehow I didn'[A7]t die
[D]And I think my corpse is gonna[G] look like hell

[C]And the slight miscalculation on the date of my expiration
[F]Left me singing this sad, sad s[C]ong
[F]So buddy can you spare a quarter, [C]I'm living longer than I oug[A7]hter
[D]How could you have been so wrong?
[F]I never thought [G]i'd last this lon[C]g
[A7]Pour me the metam[A]ucl
[F]Never thought [G]I'd Last this lo[C]ng