I Love You Chords & Lyrics - Andrew Jackson Jihad

[C]I like telling dirty jokes,
[C]And I like smoking crystal meth,
But [F]darling [G]I love [C]you.

[C]And I like laughing at retards,
[C]And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
[F]But darling [G]I love [C]you.

[F]I love you like the [G]moon and stars,
When [C]little kids get [Am]hit by cars,
[F]Girl you [G]know it's [C]true.
[F]Darling, [G]I love [C]you.

[C]I've been tryin' to move on,
[C]since you left, Since you've been gone,
but [F]it's so [G]hard on [C]me.

[C]Talked to a girl in first hour,
[C]bought her a cd, Bought her a flower,
but [F]she's a [G]stupid [C]cunt.

But [F]I'll take any[G]thing, and [C]I'll take any[Am]one.
I'll [F]take an angry [G]lesbian [C]with a loaded [Am]gun.
I'll [F]take a whore with [G]syphilis and [C]gonorrhea [Am]too.
But [F]darling, [G]I love [C]you.