I Love Ron chords

[VERSE 1]

[A5]There's something about those [G5]fancy suits
[A5]Shiny shoes, man ain't he cu[G5]te
[A5]I love the way his lips move when he reads the [E5]news
[A5]He’s a monkey man with[G5] his hairy chest
[A5]Beautiful dog with his m[G5]atching vest
[A5]I’d love to be his one and [E5]only muse

[CHORUS]

[A]‘Cause I love Ron
[G]Anchorman of my life
[A]Yes I love Ron
[G]if I could only be his wife
[G]Id pour his[A] scotch, s[G]hine his [A]boots
[G]When he’[A]s unhapp[G]y, I’d get [A]him new suits
[G]I know my love is true,[E5] I just wish that Ron would love me [A5]too[G5] [A5] [G5] [E5]

[VERSE 2]

[A5]He’s a ladies man, though h[G5]e’s that bright

[A5]but if I got him alone, I think I[G5] might

[A5] make sure he was nothing but please[E5]d

[A5]He tells the truth, a le[G5]ader of men

[A5]I’ve got a plan, an[G5]d I think I can

[A5]make that sexy man [E5]love me

[*CHORUS*]

[BRIDGE]

[G]And I’m 72% sure, th[A]at I love him

[G]and that our future, isn[A]’t that dim

[G] [E] (once)
I’d like to lay him down, and take him to pleasure town

[*CHORUS*]

[A5]I just wish that Ron [G5]would love me

[A5]I just wish that Ron [G5]would love me [A5]too