I Got A Wife Acoustic chords

INTRO: Eb

#1.
[Eb]Hey, I got a wife at [Bb]home, I got a wife at [Eb]home.
[Eb]I got a wife, she's the [Ab]apple of my life but I
[Eb]wish she would [Bb]leave me a[Eb]lone when I hear..

[CHORUS]
[Eb]Hang your clothes up, wipe your feet off, goodness
sake don't [Bb]slam the door.
Fix the socket, [Bb]dry the dishes, can't you do a
[Eb]single chore?

Hang the picture, set the table, don't drop
ashes [Ab]on the floor.
Heat the bottle, [Eb]change the baby, [Bb]you don't love
me any[Eb]more!!

#2.
[Eb]He don't love her [Bb]anymore, there he goes right
[Ab]out the [Eb]door.
[Eb]He'll be back about [Ab]half past ten and [Eb]then she'll

start right in again.

[CHORUS]
[Eb]Tack the shade up, wash the windows, wipe the
hand-prints off the [Bb]door.
Change the light bulbs, scrub the bathtub, [Ab]pick
the toys up [Eb]from the floor.
[Eb]Tape the lamp cord, make some coffee, burn the
garbage, [Ab]oil the door.
Get the kids and call my mother, [Eb]you don't love

me anymore!!

INTERLUDE: [Eb] [Bb] [Fm] [Eb] [Ab] [Eb] [Bb] [Eb]

#3.
[Eb]Hey, I got a wife at [Bb]home, I got a wife at [Eb]home.
[Eb]I got a wife, she's the [Ab]apple of my life but I
[Eb]wish she would [Bb]leave me a[Eb]lone, when I hear..

[CHORUS]
([Eb]yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) OK! OK! I'll do it!
([Bb]yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Yeah! OK!
([Eb]yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Honey, honey..
([Ab]yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Please, honey..
([Ab]yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Yeah, I'll do it!
([Eb]yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) QUIET!!!!!!!!

#3.
[Eb]He don't love her [Bb]anymore, there he goes right
[Ab]out the [Eb]door.
[Eb]He'll be back about [Ab]half past ten and [Eb]then she'll
[Bb]start right [Eb]in again.

[Eb]
OUTRO: (nag-nag-nag-yap-yap-yap-yap!!)..(Fade.)

A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.