I Can Make You A Man chords

[INTRO]
[C]A weakling weighing [E]ninety-eight pounds
Will get [Am]sand in his face
When [N.C.]kicked to the ground,
And [F]soon in the gym with a det[D7]ermined chin,
The [C]sweat from his pores as he [A7]works for his cause
Will make him [D]glisten and gleam.
And with [G]massage, and just a little bit of steam,

[BRIDGE]
He'll be [F]pink and quite [C]clean
He'll be [G7#9]a strong man.[F7] Oh honey...
But the [C7#9]wrong man. [G]

[VERSE]
He'll eat nutr[C]itious high [E]protein,
[Am] And swallow [C/G]raw eggs...
[F] Try to build up his shoulders, his [D7]chest, arms, and... legs.
[C] Such an effort if he only [A7]knew of my plan.
In [D]just seven days [D] [E] [F] [F#] [G] [N.C.]I can make you a [F]man.[F] [C/E] [G/D] [C] [G]

He'll do [C]press-ups, and [E]chin-ups
Do the [Am]smearch, clean an[C/G]d jerk.
[F] He thinks dynamic tension [D7] must be hard work.
[C] Such strenuous living I just [A7]don't understand,
When in [D]just seven days,[D] [E] [F] [F#]oh [G]baby, [N.C.]I can make you a [F]man.[F] [C/E] [G/D] [C]