Horrible Noise I Wish I Could Sing Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Justageezer
Artist: Misc Your Songs & Justageezer
[INTRO]
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[D] [C#m] [Bm] [A] [G] [A7] [B7] [C#]I'm...
[D]sorry you're [D7]hearing this [G]horrible n[D]oise, But [D]really I [G7]haven't a [A7]choice, This
[D]horrible n[D7]oise that anno[G]ys girls and [G7]boys, Is s[D]imply my [A7]natural [D]voice. While
[D]others are g[D7]ifted with to[G]nes pure and [D]sweet, [D]For such th[G7]ings I'm still[A7] waiting, And
[D]rather than [D7]vocals n[G]imble and f[D]leet, M[D]ine are more [A7]plodding and g[D]rating. [D#]Oooh.......
[CHORUS]
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[E]I wish, I wish, I [E7]wish I could [A]sing, I'd s[A]ing in the wi[A7]nter, and [E]sing in the spring, With a
[E]spring in my step I'd s[A7]ing every[B7]thing, I [B7]wish I could [A7]sing just like[E] Sting! [D#]Now.........
[VERSE 1]
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[D]Sting has a [D7]voice that is [G]mellow and s[D]mooth, Meli[D]fluous, m[G7]anly and [A7]cool, No
[D]matter the s[D7]tyle he'll f[G]ind the right[G7] groove, [D]While I just [A7]sound like a [D]fool. No
[D]matter how [D7]hard I [G]try for a [D]note, It a[D]lways seems [G7]just out of [A7]reach, And
[D]if I re[D7]ally p[G]ush out the [D]boat, [D]All I [A7]achieve is a [D]screech.
[D]Melody? [D7]Harmony? S[G]ure, I'm [D]acquainted; In[D] fact, I k[G7]now them both [A7]well,
[D]Melody's a [D7]stripper who l[G]ooks great un[G7]painted, And H[D]armony moves [A7]like a gaz[D]elle.
[D]'Timbre' is [D7]French - Canad[G]ian for 't[D]ree', And 'pi[D]tch' means do[G7] everything [A7]louder.
[D]Rhythm's the [D7]capital [G]of Tennes[D]see, While [D]Tempo's some [A7]kind of soap p[D]owder. [D#]Oooh........
[CHORUS]
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[E]I wish, I wish, I [E7]wish I could [A]sing, I'd s[A]ing in the wi[A7]nter, and [E]sing in the spring, With a
[E]spring in my step I'd s[A7]ing every[B7]thing, I [B7]wish I could [A7]sing just like[E] Sting! [D#]Now.........
[VERSE 2]
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[D]Practising's [D7]hard, as I [G]try to be [D]nice, And [D]limit the [G7]damage I [A7]cause, So
[D]please don't [D7]try to p[G]lay this trac[G7]k twice, it [D]may cause [A7]structural [D]flaws! Not to
[D]mention the [D7]birds that d[G]rop from the [D]sky, And [D]babies [G7]born looking [A7]wrong, And
[D]all the [D7]flowers that [G]wither and [G7]die, When[D]ever I [A7]burst into [D]song. My
[D]listener's re[D7]actions are [G]always the [D]same, [D]Children run [G7]screaming in [A7]tears,
[D]Adults just w[D7]ither, decr[G]epit and [G7]lame, With [D]blood drippin[A7]g out of their[D] ears. One
[D]chap did surv[D7]ive, (though n[G]ot for too lo[D]ng); It [D]turned out [G7]he was stone [A7]deaf, Even
[D]he couldn't [D7]make it throug[G]h one of my [D]songs, By the [D]end just his [A7]deaf ears were[D] left. [D#]Ooooh...
[CHORUS]
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[E]I wish, I wish, I [E7]wish I could [A]sing, I'd s[A]ing in the wi[A7]nter, and [E]sing in the spring, With a
[E]spring in my step I'd s[A7]ing every[B7]thing, I [B7]wish I could [A7]sing just like[E] Sting! [D#]If you've...
[VERSE 3]
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[D]made it this [D7]far then you'r[G]e tougher tha[D]n most, Of the[D] folks that [G7]come to my [A7]shows,
[D]Most of the f[D7]ront row are b[G]asically [G7]toast, And thi[D]s chap's chew[A7]ed off his own[D] nose. So you'll be
[D]greatly relie[D7]ved that I'm n[G]earing the [D]end, There's [D]not much [G7]more to e[A7]ndure, I'm
[D]sorry those i[D7]njuries probab[G]ly won't mend[D] , For my s[D]inging there [A7]isn't a [D]cure! So
[OUTRO]
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[D]here ends thi[D7]s awesome perf[G]ormance I'm g[D]iving; I'm [D]not sure who [G7]this verse is [A7]for;
[D]None of the a[D7]udience are [G]currently [D]living, so [D]sod it, I'm o[A7]ff. Where's th[D]e door...
[drop mic, smash guitar and/or piano, corpse-surf off the stage)
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[D] [C#m] [Bm] [A] [G] [A7] [B7] [C#]I'm...
[D]sorry you're [D7]hearing this [G]horrible n[D]oise, But [D]really I [G7]haven't a [A7]choice, This
[D]horrible n[D7]oise that anno[G]ys girls and [G7]boys, Is s[D]imply my [A7]natural [D]voice. While
[D]others are g[D7]ifted with to[G]nes pure and [D]sweet, [D]For such th[G7]ings I'm still[A7] waiting, And
[D]rather than [D7]vocals n[G]imble and f[D]leet, M[D]ine are more [A7]plodding and g[D]rating. [D#]Oooh.......
[CHORUS]
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[E]I wish, I wish, I [E7]wish I could [A]sing, I'd s[A]ing in the wi[A7]nter, and [E]sing in the spring, With a
[E]spring in my step I'd s[A7]ing every[B7]thing, I [B7]wish I could [A7]sing just like[E] Sting! [D#]Now.........
[VERSE 1]
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[D]Sting has a [D7]voice that is [G]mellow and s[D]mooth, Meli[D]fluous, m[G7]anly and [A7]cool, No
[D]matter the s[D7]tyle he'll f[G]ind the right[G7] groove, [D]While I just [A7]sound like a [D]fool. No
[D]matter how [D7]hard I [G]try for a [D]note, It a[D]lways seems [G7]just out of [A7]reach, And
[D]if I re[D7]ally p[G]ush out the [D]boat, [D]All I [A7]achieve is a [D]screech.
[D]Melody? [D7]Harmony? S[G]ure, I'm [D]acquainted; In[D] fact, I k[G7]now them both [A7]well,
[D]Melody's a [D7]stripper who l[G]ooks great un[G7]painted, And H[D]armony moves [A7]like a gaz[D]elle.
[D]'Timbre' is [D7]French - Canad[G]ian for 't[D]ree', And 'pi[D]tch' means do[G7] everything [A7]louder.
[D]Rhythm's the [D7]capital [G]of Tennes[D]see, While [D]Tempo's some [A7]kind of soap p[D]owder. [D#]Oooh........
[CHORUS]
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[E]I wish, I wish, I [E7]wish I could [A]sing, I'd s[A]ing in the wi[A7]nter, and [E]sing in the spring, With a
[E]spring in my step I'd s[A7]ing every[B7]thing, I [B7]wish I could [A7]sing just like[E] Sting! [D#]Now.........
[VERSE 2]
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[D]Practising's [D7]hard, as I [G]try to be [D]nice, And [D]limit the [G7]damage I [A7]cause, So
[D]please don't [D7]try to p[G]lay this trac[G7]k twice, it [D]may cause [A7]structural [D]flaws! Not to
[D]mention the [D7]birds that d[G]rop from the [D]sky, And [D]babies [G7]born looking [A7]wrong, And
[D]all the [D7]flowers that [G]wither and [G7]die, When[D]ever I [A7]burst into [D]song. My
[D]listener's re[D7]actions are [G]always the [D]same, [D]Children run [G7]screaming in [A7]tears,
[D]Adults just w[D7]ither, decr[G]epit and [G7]lame, With [D]blood drippin[A7]g out of their[D] ears. One
[D]chap did surv[D7]ive, (though n[G]ot for too lo[D]ng); It [D]turned out [G7]he was stone [A7]deaf, Even
[D]he couldn't [D7]make it throug[G]h one of my [D]songs, By the [D]end just his [A7]deaf ears were[D] left. [D#]Ooooh...
[CHORUS]
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[E]I wish, I wish, I [E7]wish I could [A]sing, I'd s[A]ing in the wi[A7]nter, and [E]sing in the spring, With a
[E]spring in my step I'd s[A7]ing every[B7]thing, I [B7]wish I could [A7]sing just like[E] Sting! [D#]If you've...
[VERSE 3]
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[D]made it this [D7]far then you'r[G]e tougher tha[D]n most, Of the[D] folks that [G7]come to my [A7]shows,
[D]Most of the f[D7]ront row are b[G]asically [G7]toast, And thi[D]s chap's chew[A7]ed off his own[D] nose. So you'll be
[D]greatly relie[D7]ved that I'm n[G]earing the [D]end, There's [D]not much [G7]more to e[A7]ndure, I'm
[D]sorry those i[D7]njuries probab[G]ly won't mend[D] , For my s[D]inging there [A7]isn't a [D]cure! So
[OUTRO]
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[D]here ends thi[D7]s awesome perf[G]ormance I'm g[D]iving; I'm [D]not sure who [G7]this verse is [A7]for;
[D]None of the a[D7]udience are [G]currently [D]living, so [D]sod it, I'm o[A7]ff. Where's th[D]e door...
[drop mic, smash guitar and/or piano, corpse-surf off the stage)
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