Hes Your Uncle Not Your Dad chords

[VERSE 1]
[E]He'sx your uncle, not your dad.
He's the b[A]estx friend you e[B7]verx had.
So, [C#m] comex on, dig, dig, dig i[G#m]nxxxx until [B7] itxx [C#m] hurts.x
Just re[F#m]memberx Pearl H[B7]arbour.x
(The A[C#m]lamox and nothing could be wo[B7]rse.)x

[VERSE 2]
He's your fav[E]oritex (hum) relative (hum).
And he ne[A]edsx a (hum) lot to l[B7]ivex (hum).
So just [C#m] bring,x [A] bring,x [G#m] brinx [F#m] g,xxx [G#m] xxxxx
everything u[B7]ntilx you [C#m] bleed.x
(And he'll [F#7] sendx back w[B7]hatx he don't ne [E] edx [A] xxx   .)[E]xxx

[CHORUS]
If you're [B7] notx in form, ten-forty's your sa[E]lvation,x
by depr[B7]ivationx of te[E]mptation.x
(Darks [D#7] andxx blondes I hear are not de [G#] ductible.)x
[E] Oh,x [G#m] xxxxx say, can [C#m] xxxxx you see if there's [F#7] xxxxx anything left [B7] forx me?

[VERSE 3]
When he ca[E]llsx you (hum) as he may do (hum).
Don't be frig[A]htened,x (hum) red white and bl[B7]uexx (hum).
Just be [C#m] thankfx [A] ulx you d[G#m]on'tx l[F#m]ivexx in Le[G#m]ningr   x [B7]ad.x
[C#m]He'sx your u[F#7]ncle,x n[B7]otxx your d[E]ad.x

Instrumental

Military march (hup,two,three,four, and so on).

[CHORUS]
If you're ho[B7]nest,x you don't have to shake and sh[E]iver.x
The food is lo[B7]usyx (bweuh) up the r[E]iver.x
(It's [D#7] givex and take and he does all [G#] thex taking.)
[E]Oh,x [G#m] say,x can [C#m] youxx see if there's [F#7] anythingx left f[B7]orxx me?

[VERSE 4]
Life has two th[E]ingsx (hum) you can't subtract (hum)
(Death a[A]ndx taxes (hum) to be e[B7]xactx (hum).)
So jus[C#m]txxxx pa-p[A]a-patrioticallyx declare;
he's [F#7] yourx uncle, he's [B7] yourx uncle, not y[E]ou   x [A]rxx [E] dax [A] d.x [E] xxx