Hes Your Uncle Not Your Dad chords

[VERSE 1]
[E]He's your uncle, not your dad.
He's the b[A]est friend you e[B7]ver had.
So, [C#m]come on, dig, dig, dig i[G#m]n until [B7]it [C#m]hurts.
Just re[F#m]member Pearl H[B7]arbour.
(The A[C#m]lamo and nothing could be wo[B7]rse.)

[VERSE 2]
He's your fav[E]orite (hum) relative (hum).
And he ne[A]eds a (hum) lot to l[B7]ive (hum).
So just [C#m]bring, [A]bring, [G#m]brin[F#m]g, [G#m]
everything u[B7]ntil you [C#m]bleed.
(And he'll [F#7]send back w[B7]hat he don't ne[E]ed[A] .)[E]

[CHORUS]
If you're [B7]not in form, ten-forty's your sa[E]lvation,
by depr[B7]ivation of te[E]mptation.
(Darks [D#7]and blondes I hear are not de[G#]ductible.)
[E]Oh,[G#m] say, can[C#m] you see if there's[F#7] anything left [B7]for me?

[VERSE 3]
When he ca[E]lls you (hum) as he may do (hum).
Don't be frig[A]htened, (hum) red white and bl[B7]ue (hum).
Just be [C#m]thankf[A]ul you d[G#m]on't l[F#m]ive in Le[G#m]ningr[B7]ad.
[C#m]He's your u[F#7]ncle, n[B7]ot your d[E]ad.

Instrumental

Military march (hup,two,three,four, and so on).

[CHORUS]
If you're ho[B7]nest, you don't have to shake and sh[E]iver.
The food is lo[B7]usy (bweuh) up the r[E]iver.
(It's [D#7]give and take and he does all [G#]the taking.)
[E]Oh, [G#m]say, can [C#m]you see if there's [F#7]anything left f[B7]or me?

[VERSE 4]
Life has two th[E]ings (hum) you can't subtract (hum)
(Death a[A]nd taxes (hum) to be e[B7]xact (hum).)
So jus[C#m]t pa-p[A]a-patriotically declare;
he's [F#7]your uncle, he's [B7]your uncle, not y[E]ou[A]r [E]da[A]d.[E]