Hermaphroditey chords

[INTRO]

[E] [E] CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)

[VERSE 1]
[E]She's part [C]girl, [E]she's part [C]boy,
[E]She's got [C]parts every[E]one can en[C]joy.
[E]She's got [C]more, [E]she's got [C]less,
[Am]She's got her manhood [F]tucked in her dress.

(repeat intro)

[VERSE 2]
[E]Is she a [C]mister or [E]is she a [C]miss'
[E]Does she stand [C]up when she's [E]taking a [C]piss'
She's [E]my little [C]girl, yeah she's [E]my little [C]guy,
[Am]When I try to please her I get [F]poked in the eye!

[E] [E] [E] [E] [E] [C] C/' ' (x2)

[VERSE 3]
[E] [C] / '
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
[E] [C] /'
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
[E] [C] / '
Whats that bulge under her nighty'
[E] [C] / '
It must be Hermaphroditey!

[VERSE 4]
[E]Some things are [C]white,
[E]Some things are [C]black,
[E]Some girls wear [C]make-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.

[E]She is still [C]beautiful,
[E]She is still [C]fine,
[Am]It's too bad her package
Is [F]bigger than mine.

[E] [E] [E] [E] [E] [C] C/''

[VERSE 5]
[E] [C] / '
She can't help her imperfections,
[E] [C] / '
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
[E] [C] / '
Who stole all my tighty whities'
[E] [C] / '
It must be Hermaphroditey!