Hello Mr Higger chords

[INTRO]
[E] [E] [A] [B]

[VERSE]
I [E]used to be a simple, old, [A]country nigger,
un[E]til the yellow evening I met [B]Mr. Higger.
H[E]e was Asian and very, [A]very bright,
Mr. [E]Higgie used to eat his [B]rice all night.

[VERSE]
Mr. [E]Higger cracked whips in the [F#]desolate east,
where he [Asus]loved to fight many [A]evil beasts.
He [E]said white fellers used to [F#]call his people zips,
So he [Bsus4]joined a gang called the [B]nigger crips.

[CHORUS]
[E]Hello Mr. Higger, from [F#]where do you come?
If it [A]ain't too much trouble, can you [E]stick it up my bum?
[A]Hey Mr. Higgie, your c[F#]ock is very biggie.
And I [Bsus4]think you know where, to [B]stick your thingy.

[VERSE]
[E]We are homo in the [A]grand, old west,
Mr. [E]Higger and I have [B]passionate sex.
It's ext[E]remely dirty out [A]in the fields,
But it's [E]worth it to have some [B]certain feels.

[VERSE]
[E]Now we want to dance to [F#]some disco,
so we're [Asus]moving west to [A]San Francisco.
We're [E]going to have each other's [F#]company,
While [Bsus4]my dick is hard and super [B]uppity.

[CHORUS]
[E]Hello Mr. Higger, from [F#]where do you come?
If it [A]ain't too much trouble, can you [E]stick it up my bum?
[A]Hey Mr. Higgie, your c[F#]ock is very biggie.
And I [Bsus4]think you know where, to [B]stick your thingy.

[BRIDGE]
I [F#]thought Mr. Higger [B]was a nice guy,
Un[F#]til I got [C#]aids in my eyes.
I [F#]thought Mr. Higger [B]was a nice guy,
Un[F#]til I went blind [C#]from his slime.

[CHORUS]
[E]Hello Mr. Higger, from [F#]where do you come?
If it [A]ain't too much trouble, can you [F#]stick it up my bum?
[A]Hey Mr. Higgie, your c[F#]ock is very biggie.
[Bsus4]And I think you know where, to [B]stick your thingy.

[OUTRO]
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