Heavy Entertainment Show Chords & Lyrics - Robbie Williams

[INTRO]
[Cm] [Eb] [Bb] [Cm]

[VERSE 1]
Good [Cm]evening [Eb]chidren of [Bb]cultural ab[Cm]andon
You [Cm]searched for a [Eb]saviour, well [Bb]here I a[G]m
And [Cm]all the [Eb]best ones are [Bb]dying off so q[Cm]uickly
While [Cm]I'm still [Eb]here, enj[G]oy me while you c[Cm]an

[CHORUS]
[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Bb]tainment Show
The [Ab]charisma's non-ne[G]gotiable
[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Bb]tainment Show
I'm a[Ab]bout to strip and [G]you're my pole
[Eb]We are so glorious
[Bb]Why not leave your job and come on tour with us[C]
Before I d[G]rop dead and die

[VERSE 2]
Good [Cm]evening [Eb]lovers of [Bb]quality enter[Cm]tainment
Good [Cm]evening to the [Eb]others that [Bb]don't know i[G]t
[Cm]Even you will [Eb]leave here with a [Bb]T-shirt and a p[Cm]rogramme
Got a [Cm]house in L.[Eb]A., I'm still p[G]aying for it

[CHORUS]
[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Bb]tainment Show
It's [Ab]just the tip but no [G]one will know
[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Bb]tainment Show
All the [Ab]girls (Robbie!), all the [G]boys go (No!)
[Eb]You are magnificent
[Bb]Maybe come on stage and be a part of it[C]
I said [G]maybe, baby, baby oh

[BRIDGE]
[Ab]Come l[Db]eave the[Eb] life you're [F#]living
[Ab]Show m[Db]e the li[Eb]ght you're gi[F#]ving
[Bb]I'll give it al[Eb]l, then a little bit mor[Ab]e, Oh-ohh[E#] ..

[CHORUS]
He would [Cm]sell h[Bb]is c[Ab]hildre[G]n
For a [Cm]hit in[Bb] Be[Ab]lgium [G]
God knows [Eb]what he's d[Bb]one
For a numer o[C]ne [G]

[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Bb]tainment Show
Where the [Ab]more you see th[G]e less you know
[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Bb]tainment Show
Where Emi[Ab]nem meets Barry [G]Manilow
[Eb]I am notorious
For [Bb]making all the crowd sing the choriou[C]s
I just [G]made up that word

[Brisge]
[Ab]Come l[Db]ove the [Eb]life I'm [F#]living
[Ab]Bathe [Db]in the l[Eb]ight I'm [F#]giving
[Bb]He'll give it al[Eb]l and a little bit mor[Ab]e [E#]

[CHORUS]
[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Enter[Bb]tainment Show
I'm a [Ab]volcano that's ab[G]out to blow
[Cm]Welcome to the Heavy Entert[Bb]ainment Show
This is [Ab]how I'd like to [Eb]say: ..[G] ..Hello[Cm] !..

[OUTRO]
[Cm] [Bb] [Ab] [G] x2

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