Happy Holidays Yall chords

[VERSE]

[G]There is a [C]Barbie doll in the gravy boat up [F]on mommas TV set
An [C]angel made of Styrofoam [D]holds Rita’s cigar[G]ette
[C]Santa waves an empty beer [F]in his plastic hand
[C]Everyone is here this year, its [G]Christmas time [C]again

[VERSE]

[G]You know the [C]kids are in their sleeping bags with [F]every kind of toy
[C]And Ken and Kay have hit the hay in [D]dad’s new La-Z-[G]Boy
[C]Fran has got a cozy spot be[F]neath the Christmas tree
[C]Sitting in his underwear [G]drunk as he can [C]be

[CHORUS]

Last [F]night we stuffed our stockings and [C]hung the mistletoe
When [F]Santa Claus came knocking,[C] he [D]looked like Uncle [G]Joe
[C]Someone put the coffee on and find the Tyle[F]nol
Merry Christmas everyone, Happy [C]Holidays y’all [F] [C]

[VERSE]

[G]Of co[C]urse old dad got mom a flannel robe[F] and Ken a socket set
[C]Mom got Kay a super value [D]pack of Nico[G]rette
[C]Kay got Ken a Nordic Track and a [F]new guitar for me
[C]Ken got sister Spanish speaking [G]lessons on [C]CD

[CHORUS]

Last [F]night we all sang Jingle Bells and [C]opened up our hearts
This [F]morning our house looks like [C]hell or [D]possibly [Am]Wal-[G]Mart
Some[C]one [G]clean the [C]gravy boat and dress the Barbie [F]doll
Merry Christmas everyone, Happy [C]Holidays y’all
We’re [F]making mimosas on the deck and [C]packing the U-Haul
[F]Merry Christmas everyone, [C]God bless us one and all