Happy Birthday My Olde Friend chords

Capo 4 or 5 (depending which key is better for you!)

[Am]Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!

[Am]Happy Birthday my olde [E7]friend
It seems this horror show will never [Am]end
Any moment's your last [E7]breath
Here is to another day closer to [Am]death

[Am]The cake is on the table
And it is awfully bright
'Cos [Dm]there's so many candles on top
And [Am]you are so decrepit
Your chest so tight
When you [E7]blow them out your lungs are gonna [Am]pop

[Am]And you cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain
Though [Dm]you have arthritis and gout
'Cos [Am]when you start kvetching
All your teeth fall out
So [E7]have another cigarette
Have another beer
Raise your glass to one more year (gone!)

[Am]Happy Birthday my olde [E7]friend
It seems this horror show will never [Am]end
Any moment's your last [E7]breath
Here is to another day closer to [Am]death

[Am]Your skin is so worn out and old
[Dm]All over your body it's saggin'
[Am]Especially loose is your old caboose
You're [E7]dragging it behind you in a [Am]wagon

[Am]Well, you're an alcoholic
And you're blind and deaf
And [Dm]you have Alzheimer's I bet
[Am]You're too old to remember
But you're too drunk to forget
So [E7]have another cigarette
Have another beer
Raise your glass to one more year (gone!)

[Am]Happy Birthday my olde [E7]friend
It seems this horror show will never [Am]end
Any moment's your last [E7]breath
Here is to another day closer to [Am]death

[Em]You're so old you smell like [Am]dust
[Em]And now your bones begin to [Am]rust
[Em]See that face, it's full of [Am]wrinkles
So [E7]have another cigarette
Have another beer
Raise that chair to one more year (raise!)

[Am]Happy Birthday my olde [E7]friend
It seems this horror show will never [Am]end
Any moment's your last [E7]breath
Here is to another day closer to [Am]death

[Am]Happy Birthday my olde [E7]friend
It seems this horror show will never [Am]end
Any moment's your last [E7]breath
Here is to another day closer
[Dm]To [E7]your sweet [Am]death

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