Grandmas Boyfriend Paul Chords & Lyrics - Misc Television - John Mulaney

[INTRO]
[Gb] [Db7]
[Gb] [Db]

[VERSE 1]
[Gb]Grandma's got a [Db]boyfriend
[Gb](Grandma's got a [Db]boyfriend)
It's a [Gb]little weird at first

But then you say it twice
[Bmaj7]Grandma's got a boyfriend
And I [Abm7]think he's pretty [Ab7]nice
[Gb]Grandma's got a[Ebm7] boyfriend
And her [Ebm]boyfriend's [Db7]name is [Gb]Paul [Db]

[Gb](Grandma's got a [Db]boyfriend)


[VERSE 2]
[Gb]Everyone don't like him
He's [Gbmaj7]almost 88
[Bmaj7]My aunts say they don't trust him
But [Abm7]me? I think he's [Ab7]great
[Db]Grandma's boyfriend [Ebm7]Paul
No, they [Ebm]don't like [Db7]Paul at [Gb]all [Db]

[Gb](Grandma's got a [Db]boyfriend)


[VERSE 3]
[Bmaj7]Why does everyone hate [Ebm7]Paul?
[Bmaj7]He ain't killed my grandpa
He don't [Ebm7]do nothin' at all
[Abm7]He just reads his [Ab7]mysteries, yeah
[Ebm7]You can show them, [Ab7]Paul
[Abm7]Grandma's [Db]boyfriend [Gb]Paul [Db]

[Gb](Grandma's got a [Db]boyfriend)


[VERSE 4]
[Db]I asked Mom, "What's the fuss?"

Grandma's in love again
[B]Mom said, "But Paul, he's always
[Abm]hummin' Gilbert and Sullivan"
[Db]That ain't fair to [Gb]Paul
That he [Abm]shouldn't [Db]hum at [Gb]all [Db]

[Gb](He also eats all[Db] the cashews)


[VERSE 5]
[Db]Some kids down in Maryland
I [Gbmaj7]guess he lost his [Gb]wife
[B]I should ask, "What's your story, man?"
I [Ab7]bet old Paul had quite a life
[Db]Grandma's boyfriend [Ebm7]Paul
He [Abm7]calls wai[Db]ters "[Gb]garcon" [Db]

[Gb](The fella fought[Db] on D-Day)


[VERSE 5]
[Bbm]Grandma brought Paul
To our cousin's [Ebm]christenin
She [Bbm]wore a brooch that Grandpa
gave to [Ebm]her before he died
[Abm]Well, my mom and aunt, [Bbm]well, they were [Ebm]crazy
They [Ab]yelled about the brooch 'til Grandma cried

(Don't you make [Db]Grandma cry)


[VERSE 6]
[Fm]Paul, Lord, He [Bb7]tried to inter[Ebm]vene

(No no, Paul, big mistake)

I said, "[Dbm7]Paul, listen. [Dbm7]This is not your [B]fight."

(Stay out of it Paul)

These [Bbm7]women would love a [Abm7]reason to [Fm]destroy you

(Easi[Bb7]ly provoked)

They'll [Ebm]scream, "You're not our [Ab]dad!" at you all [Db]night

(No no no oh)

[Gb]Mom, I know you miss your dad

Hell, I miss Grandpa too
But [B]it ain't Paul's fault that he's gone
So, w[Ab7]hat is wrong with you?

[OUTRO]
[Gb]Grandma's got a[Ebm7] boyfriend
[Abm] [Db] [Ebm] [D]
And her boyfriend's name is Pa-------------ul, yeah
[Db]Grandma's got a[Ebm] boyfriend
I [Abm]really[Db] like you, [Gb]Paul [Db]

[Gb](Grandma's got a [Db]boyfriend)


Grandma's got a [Ebm]boyfriend
I [Db]really like you, Pa[Gb]ul
[Db5] [Gb]
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