Fright Of Their Lives chords

[VERSE 1]
[E]Okay, [Emaj7]listen up, I'm not gonna [E7]lie
Right [E6/C#]now, you couldn't frighten a [E]fly
Or [Emaj7]scare a seagull off of a [E7]fry
You [E6/C#]ever stop to ask yourselves "[E]why?"
[Emaj7]Both of you are super po[E7]lite
[E6/C#]Middle class, suburban, and [E]white
Well, [Emaj7]all of that is finished to[E7]night
Except for the [E6/C#]white part obviously

[BRIDGE]
[F#m]Take your places, I [C#m]want scary faces, now g[B]o!
[N.C.]Bigger, further, harder, not bad
[F#m]Sever a head, [C#m]preferably someone you [B]know
[N.C.]Look at me, I'm so scary
[F#m]Don't be so vanilla, would a [G#]little anger kill ya?
C'm[A]on, drop your panties, I'm [C#m]trying to fill you
With [D]wisdom and skill and the instinct to kill
[B5]Again, we do not want to kill anyone! Fine!
[B5]But somehow, someway you gotta make 'em see ya'
[B5]I'm talkin' jumpscares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk, plus:
[B5]Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties
[B5]Now THAT is cool! I wanna do that!

[CHORUS]
What[E]ever it takes to [Esus4]make 'em go crazy
[E]Raising the stakes by punching a baby
[E]Scare 'em awake till they [Esus4]break
They'll be quaking in [A]fright[B]
'Cause [E]you've got some evil [Esus4]deep down inside you
[E/D#]Put all the farmer's [C#m]markets behind you
[F#m]You've gotta [G#m]work, gotta [A]haunt till it [A/Bb]hurts
Through the [B]night
And give those guys the fright of their [E]liv[Emaj7]es
Yeah, [E7]yeah![E6/C#]

[VERSE 2]
[E]Let's start with things that you [Emaj7]hate
Well, hate's a very strong [E7]word
Perhaps when people are [E6/C#]late
Or getting pooped on by [E]birds
No, what fills you with [Emaj7]rage?
Being mean to a [E7]pet
Chefs who use too much [E6/C#]sage
When they make beurre noi[E]sette
Over-glutinous [Emaj7]food
Or when kids call me [E7]"dude"
Oh, I find that so [E6/C#]rude!
Well, there's lots there to [E]use

[BRIDGE]
[F#m]Take a deep breath and [C#m]give me your best primal [B]scream! Aaaah!
[N.C.]Barbara, that was brilliant! Really?
[F#m]Try it again, maybe [C#m]this time pretend like you mean [B]it!
[N.C.]Aaah! That was even better! Thanks!

[INTERLUDE]
[A]I want freedom
But to get my [C#m]freedom I need them
To get a living [B]person to say my name
[F#m]Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse?
I know that beggars [A]can't be choosers
But do they have to [C#m]be such losers?
Both of them are [C#m/D]deathly dull and lame
[A]Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
Why [F#m]God, slash Satan, did you send these bed wetters?
[C#m]Even, like, a tax attorney would've been better
[E]Somebody with gravitas, somebody to fear who[B]
[N.C.]Excuse me, Mr. Betelgeuse, we can kind of hear you! Yeah?
[N.C.]Well, that was a soliloquy so you're the one who's being rude.

[CHORUS]
What[E]ever it takes to [Esus4]make 'em go crazy
[E]Turn all the lights on, dress like a baby
[E]Adam, I don't even- [Esus4]No, get your heads in the [D]game[B]
[N.C.]Let's hide their phones
Screw their [F#]phones!
Ugh, these [A]dopes are both hopeless
[F#]How will I ever sur[Am]vive?
Un[B]less they get the fright of their [E]lives

[OUTRO]
Yes yes, we're f[Emaj7]eelin' it, they're gonna f[E7]eel it, we're k[E6/C#]illin' it!
They [B]gotta get the fright of their [E]lives
[Emaj7]We're scary, [E7]very, very, scary!
They'll [D]never get the [A]fright of their [E]lives
Yeah![E]