Fat Chance chords

[INTRO]
[Am7] [Bm7] [Cmaj7] [Am7] [D]
[Am7] [Bm7] [Cmaj7] [Am7] [D]

[VERSE]
[G] Him never let the [Bm7]little prick inside his chest go[Am7] too insane and still k[Am7]new how to face the t[D]ruth
[G] Him wandered [Bm7]up and down and all along, the[Am7] way, away a long time, and the [Am7]weather was the [D]proof
And [Am7]when he felt the distance[Bm7] , and began to realiz[Cmaj7]e, talking in plain speak [Am7] [D]
[Am7] He could find en[Bm7]unciate and truly find a[Cmaj7] way to nicely say what he [Am7]had without l[D]osing his mind [G]

[CHORUS]
[G] Him never [Bm7]blasted me [Am7]
[Am7] H[D]im never [G]tried
[G] Him never [Bm7]blasted me [Am7] [Am7] [D]

[VERSE 2]
But [Am7]oh my goodness, [Bm7]oh my gosh, oh my [Cmaj7]toothbrush, oh my fl[Am7]oss [D]
H[Am7]and it all over, ha[Bm7]nds up no sauce, at ac[Cmaj7]torholics anonymo[Am7]us [D]
[Am7] Came back, came back [Bm7]ran around it three times[Cmaj7] I've been up for hours
H[Am7]ummingbird feeders and wi[D]nd chimes,[Am7] sorry for you cheaters
As I [Bm7]try to be good and so kind and [Cmaj7]oh my goodness, [Am7]oh my gos[D]h [G]

[CHORUS]

[G] Him never [Bm7]blasted me [Am7]
[Am7] H[D]im never [G]tried
[G] Him never [Bm7]blasted me [Am7] [Am7] [D]

[VERSE 2]
But he said [Am7]fat chance, tight pants, b[Bm7]ack on that wall, you go and dance
[Cmaj7]Cut a rug with scissors, s[Am7]now in hell, there's [D]no chance,
[Am7]Arm strong like Lance [Bm7]beach rat, short pants,[Cmaj7] need water, deep rants,[Am7] cut into a [D]cactus
[Am7]Big fish, Jaws six, [Bm7]tooth faerie make a wish, N[Cmaj7]om-Nom flying brick, [Am7]Napalm [D]too sick
[Am7]Octopus eight arms, [Bm7]booby traps alarms, [Cmaj7]360 full spin, [Am7]garbage clan,[D] climb in
[Am7]Green grouch morning[Bm7] , red alert warning, [Cmaj7]bloodshot blazing, f[Am7]reak flag [D]waving
[Am7]Pencil ruler, [Bm7]shredder drooler,[Cmaj7] Look at that light woah, fat chance,[Am7] ride a rainbow wit[D]h no hands
[Am7]Donut bearclaw, [Bm7]bagel and lox, yeah raw,[Cmaj7] flavored coffee, c[Am7]aramel [D]toffee,
[Am7]Mrs. See's candies [Bm7]Peppermint patties, andes,[Cmaj7] mint green mint chip,[Am7] shred claw, tear ri[D]p,
[Am7]Wolverine Mabeline [Bm7]Dry those tears, Mr. Clean[Cmaj7] wet wipe, wet nap,[Am7] applause c[D]lap-clap,
[Am7]Plush toy stuff you [Bm7]Babaar and Pooh, fat cha[Cmaj7]nce slim jim, he[Am7]lium o[D]xygen,
[Am7]Popcorn peanuts, [Bm7]kitty weeni[Cmaj7]s, Dentyne Trident, [Am7]Bent there pr[D]ied it,
[Am7]Been there done that, [Bm7]cork dart, ball bat,[Cmaj7] fat chance, bolts slant, [Am7]worms worms, a[D]nts ants,
[Am7]Pet ant wash him, [Bm7]please don't squash him,[Cmaj7] hi-ho silver, [Am7]horse bath [D]fill her
[Am7]Up some wash tub, [Bm7]bathing time, setting sun,[Cmaj7] true kiss, do this, o[Am7]nly one way to get [D]through this
[Am7]A-bomb, Ray Ban, [Bm7]I rock, I ran,[Cmaj7] I jog, I Jam, S[Am7]uperman, [D]Peter pan [G]

[CHORUS]
[G] Him never [Bm7]blasted me [Am7]
[Am7] H[D]im never [G]tried
[G] Him never [Bm7]blasted me [Am7] [Am7] [D]

[OUTRO]
[Am7] [Bm7] [Cmaj7] [Am7] [D]
[Am7] [Bm7] [Cmaj7] [Am7] [D] [G]