I [G]don't like fancy learnin' books
I [C]don't like apple tarts
I [G]don't like cozy breakfast nooks
I [D7]don't like modern arts
Well, I like farts [G]
Yes, I like farts [C]
I like long [D]farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts, I like farts
If you've got hearts[G] (Oh, I've got hearts)
Let's hear those farts[C] (How do I start?)
Well, [D]Peter I will help you get your fartin' started
[G]PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT [C]PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT [D]PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT (laugh[G]ter)
I [C]don't like apple tarts
I [G]don't like cozy breakfast nooks
I [D7]don't like modern arts
Well, I like farts [G]
Yes, I like farts [C]
I like long [D]farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts, I like farts
If you've got hearts[G] (Oh, I've got hearts)
Let's hear those farts[C] (How do I start?)
Well, [D]Peter I will help you get your fartin' started
[G]PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT [C]PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT [D]PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT (laugh[G]ter)
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