Fabian Chords & Lyrics - Tripod

You know Das[Amin]her and Dancer and Pra[Amin7]ncer and Vixen,[F] [Csus] [C]

[F]Comet and Cupid and[Amin7] ... Chopper and [Dmin]Nixon. [C] [C/B] [Amin]

But do you recall, [F]

The lea[F]st famous reindeer of all? [G]

[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian, [C]

[G]This song's for you. [C]

[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian, [C]

[G]This song's for you. [C] [G]

[C]This is the tale of a reindeer [G]that nobody knows, [C] [F] [G]

[C]Shoved down the back and largely ignored on ac[G]count of a nasal disfigurement[Amin] . [Dmin] [G]

[Dmin]Not unlike Rudolph in that sense[Amin] ,

The hall[Dmin]marks are almost the same. [Amin]

Ins[Dmin]tead of a red shiny nose that[C] brought Rudolph his fame... [G]

[G7]Fabian had just... a cavity. [C] [F]

[G]No nose at all, [C] [F]

Just a big [G]empty space, [C] [F]

In the mid[G]dle of his face. [C] [G]

Just a couple of chambers [C] [G]

[G]What are you looking at?

[G]D'ya want a piece of this?

[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian, [C]

[G]This song's for you. [C]

[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian, [C]

[G]This song's for you. [C] [G]

[C]Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in[G] reindeer. [C] [F]

[C]Rudolph and Fabian both fell victi[G]m,

To the elves[Amin] and their cost-cutti[Dmin]ng measures. [G]

In k[Dmin]eeping their overheads down, [Amin]

The elve[Dmin]s fed the reindeer on reindeer. [Amin]

And on t[Dmin]op of that, the poor reindeer were[C] also in-bred. [G]

So Fab[G7]ian had just... a cavity. [C] [F]

His hoo[G]ter was lacking. [C] [F]

[G]Bugger all schnoz[C]z! [F]

[G]All this becau[C]se,

[G]His dad was also his sister. [C] [F]

[G]Who he then ate. [C] [G]

[G]This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?

[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian, [C]

[G]This song's for you. [C]

[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian, [C]

[G]Tragic but true.[C]

Dislik[D]ed by his peers,

This disf[A]igured deer was alone. [D] [G] [A]

He wat[D]ched from afar,

As Rud[A]olph the star,

Would lead a[Bmin]ll the others b[F#min]ack home. [G]

But before y[Emin]ou get too sympathetic, [Bmin]

[Emin]There's another thing you should know. [Bmin]

Sure, his nose w[Emin]as upsetting,

But rei[D]ndeer are not quite that shallow. [A]

'Cause Fabian[A7] was... a tosser! [D] [G]

[A]Not nice at all! [D] [G]

An arr[A]ogant fool! [D] [G]

A se[A]lf-serving tool! [D] [A]

An absolute face-hole.[D]

[A]Ahhhhhhh...

[D]Fabian, Fabi[A]an, Fabian, F[Bmin]abian, Fa[F#min]bian, Fa[G]bian, [D]

[A]No-one likes you! [D]

[D]Fabian, Fabi[A]an, Fabian, F[Bmin]abian, Fa[F#min]bian, Fa[G]bian, [D]

[A]Surgery won't fix the vortex,

That is your black heart! [D]