F Sharp Chords & Lyrics - Tim Minchin

Which is q[Bb]uite distur[A]bing musicall[Dm]y
Involving [Bb]a semi-t[A]onal dis[Dm]crepancy
Vocally an[Bb]d Instru[A]mental[Dm]ly
[Gm] [A]

You see musicians of different varieties
Prefer p[Bb]laying in par[A]ticular ke[Dm]ys
And sing[Bb]ers too tr[A]eat prefere[Dm]ntially
Thos[Bb]e notes they [A]tackle[Dm] more proficiently
[Gm] [A]

Now, you, don't have to be a member of MENSA
To understand th[Bb]e depth of my[A] dilemma [Dm]
The[Gm] two elements of me favour [A]two different keys
Thus the[Bb] rift betwee[Dm]n m[Gm]y fingers and my Teno[Dm]r

I love nothing more than playing songs in F
[Bb]It warms the very cockles[F] of my heart
The[Gm] problem is that F can lea[A]ve me vocally bereft, you see
I li[Bb]ke playing in F Major, but I li[F]ke singing in...
[E7] [A7]
[F] Sharp.... [F] Sharp.... [F] Sharp...
[Dm] [Dm] [Dm]

I refuse to be beholden to my hands
[Bb]I don't see why my Larynx s[F]hould give in to their demand
[Gm]I will not be forced to compromis[A]e my art
[Bb]So I'll keep playing in F Major, an[F]d singing in...
[E7] [A7]
[F] Sharp... [F] Sharp... [F] Sharp...
[Dm] [Dm] [Dm]

I'll keep playing in F Major, but I'll keep singing in F Sharp!!!!
[Gm] [C7] [F]