Everything Sounds Nicer Chords & Lyrics - Misc Television - Studio C

[D]Everything sounds nicer when you sing
When you sing
When you sing
When you sing
As long as it sounds pretty you can sing
Evil [G]things
Nasty things
Violent [D]things
You can tell your grandma, it's time to [A]put her in a home
[D]Dump your boyfriend, say he's gonna die alone [A]

N.C.
James:That's a pretty song, Mal.
Mallory: Hey James, hey.
James: Hey.
N.C.
Mallory: I'm dumping you.
James: What?!

I mean [D]I'm dumping you
As long as you are singing, they [G]can't trace
That you just insulted [D]them to their face

N.C.
Mallory: Like take Jason here for example, if I just say to him "I want to hurt you",
it comes off a little threatening, but if I sang it in a jazzy voice:

[D]I want to [G]kick you [A]in the head
[D]Everything sounds nicer to music
And it [G]helps that Jason here's an [D]idiot.

N.C.
Mallory: Just imagine if doctors used this tactic when diagnosing their patients.
Stacey: Look, you have one week to live.
N.C.
Matt: What?! I am suing you.
Mallory: Here doc, let me try.

[D]Since your surgery you've been [A]infected through and [D]through

Because this stupid doctor left his iPod inside you.
[G]You can tell your friend that she looks [A]awful in those pants
And [D]admit you never [C]ever wash your hands
I hope you don't mind [A]ruining that [D]blazer
Security's coming [C]and they're bringing tasers.
Because [D]you are [A]fired! ([A]Fired! [D]Fired!)
[D]You didn't do anything wrong!
You're just [G]fire[A]d! ([A]Fired! [D]Fired!)
[D]You are [G]fired! ([A]Fired! [D]Fired!)

Just 'cause we don't like your face
You are [G]fired! (Fired! Fired!)
And you're not [D]getting severance pay.