Everything Is Better With A Butt Flap Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

[CHORUS]
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
it's [C]comical yet [F]functional you can pull it [Am]down and [C]give a [G]slap
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
and It [F]really comes in [G]handy when you [C]crap

[VERSE 1]
a [C]buttflap [Am]on a [C]onesey [Am]is [F]my id[G]ea of [C]cool
al[C]though some [Am]people [C]would say [Am]it makes [F]me look [G]like a [C]fool
I'll [C]argue [Am]to the [C]death [Am]that [F]they tot[G]ally [C]rule
no [C]need to [Am]pull down [C]your pants [Am]when you [F]gotta [G]unload some [C]stool

[CHORUS]
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
it's [C]comical yet [F]functional you can pull it [Am]down and [C]give a [G]slap
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
and It [F]really comes in [G]handy when you [C]crap

[VERSE 2]
[C]butt [Am]flaps [C]they [Am]come in [F]all siz[G]es and [C]shapes
[C]when you [Am]pull it [C]down it [Am]looks like your [F]ass is [G]wearing a [C]cape
[C]leave [Am]it that [C]way and [Am]you will [F]surely see some [G]people [C]gape
but [C]some peo[Am]ple may [C]see an [Am]adve[F]rtsement [G]for [C]rape

[CHORUS]
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
it's [C]comical yet [F]functional you can pull it [Am]down and [C]give a [G]slap
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
and It [F]really comes in [G]handy when you [C]crap

[VERSE 3]
[C]butt flaps [Am]are [C]perfect [Am]if you [F]wanna [G]fuck a [C]girl
[C]just un[Am]do the [C]ties [Am]and [F]give [G]her a [C]whirl
en[C]joying [Am]the sen[C]sation [Am]as the [F]whole world [G]around you [C]twirls
a [C]butt flap [Am]you see is [C]even [Am]better than [F]a [G]string of [C]pearls

[CHORUS]
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
it's [C]comical yet [F]functional you can pull it [Am]down and [C]give a [G]slap
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
and It [F]really comes in [G]handy when you [C]crap

[VERSE 4]
[C]i'll put [Am]butt flaps on [C]every[Am]thing
[F]think it'd be [G]great to see one [C]on a king
or on [C]one of those [Am]great big orange [C]pumpkin [Am]things
just [F]pictured a butt [G]flap on a [C]bird flapping it's wings
[C]butt flaps [Am]make me [C]wanna [Am]sing
and [F]sound the [G]bells ring a [C]ding ding ting
[C]what about a [Am]butt flap at[C]tached by [Am]springs
see [F]all the [G]joy that [C]butt flaps bring

[CHORUS]
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
it's [C]comical yet [F]functional you can pull it [Am]down and [C]give a [G]slap
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
and It [F]really comes in [G]handy when you [C]crap

[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
it's [C]comical yet [F]functional you can pull it [Am]down and [C]give a [G]slap
[C]Everything is better with a [F]butt flap
and It [F]really comes in [G]handy when you [C]crap