Eric The Half A Bee chords

N.C.
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?
N.C.
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...

[C]La dee dee, [D]one two three,
[F]Eric the [G]half a [C]bee. [G]

[C] [D]
[A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G]

[F]Eric the [D]half a [G]bee.

[Am]Is this wretched [D]demi-bee,
[F]Half-asleep [D]upon my [G]knee,
[C]Some freak from a [D]menagerie?
No! It's [F]Eric the [G]half a [C]bee! [G]

[C]Fiddle de dum, [D]Fiddle de dee,
[F]Eric the [G]half a [C]bee. [G]
[C]Ho ho ho, [D]tee hee hee,
[F]Eric the [D]half a [G]bee.

[Am]I love this hive, [D]employee-ee,
[F]Bisected acci[D]dentall[G]y,
[C]One summer after[D]noon by me,
I [F]love him [G]carnall[C]y. [Am]

He [F]loves him [G]carnall[C]y, [Am]
[F]Semi-[G]carnall[C]y.

(spoken)
N.C.
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally.
Oh.

(sung quietly)
N.C.
Cyril Connolly.