Enjoyment Of Male Company chords

[INTRO]
[G] [Em7] [Cadd9] [Dsus4]

[VERSE]
[G]My whole family thinks I'm [Em7]gay
They ask me questions all the [Cadd9]time
Like have I ever kissed a [Dsus4]guy
Or caressed his thigh in the middle of the [G]night
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm [Em7]gay
What does he know [Cadd9]anyway
Can he come and stay the [Dsus4]night

And leave his DNA behind
[G]Why can't they understan[Em7]d
That I like to be with other [Cadd9]men
My family hates [Dsus4]me
I get new stripes all the [G]time

[CHORUS]
[Cadd9]Man I donʼt know if something went wrong
[G]as a child maybe I watched too much spongbob
[Dsus4]Spent too much time playing ping pong
[Em7]Or maybe it was the teletubbies
[Cadd9]Cause they were really gay
[Dsus4]I liked staring at male crotches
[Em7]That really just made my day
[Cadd9]Staring at the sun and wearing Dora watches
[G]The signs were there but nobody cared
[Dsus4]That the clouds i saw spelled F-A-G

[VERSE 2]
[G]Why does the whole world feel this [Em7]way
Can't accept that I'm just [Cadd9]gay
What's wrong with a little make up [Dsus]on
I look like a heavenly phenomeno[G]n
I like putting things in my mout[Em7]h
It makes me happy down sout[Cadd9]h
Only problem is if I gag[Dsus4]

I'll have to hurl into my handbag
[G]Iʼm just as straight as a rainbow
[Em7]But I like men who have afros
[Cadd9]Iʼm just like other guys
[Dsus4]Except I forget to say no homo

[CHORUS]
[Cadd9]Man I donʼt know if something went wrong
[G]as a child maybe I watched too much spongbob
[Dsus4]Spent too much time playing ping pong
[Em7]Or maybe it was the teletubbies
[Cadd9]Cause they were really gay
[Dsus4]I liked staring at male crotches
[Em7]That really just made my day
[Cadd9]Staring at the sun and wearing Dora watches
[G]The signs were there but nobody cared
[Dsus4]That the clouds i saw spelled F-A-G

[BRIDGE]
[Em]I guess itʼs always been
that way
[C]To live in a world where
they canʼt see
[G]I wish I could fly away
[D]To a world with more of
me
[Em]I feel so
[C]Lonely
[G]In a world
[D]By myself

[CHORUS 2]
And I [G]will be [D]gay
No matter [Em]what world,[D]Iʼm in
I have a [G]mental [D]disease
That canʼt be [Em]cured by [D]anything
Mike [G]Pence canʼt do [D]anything
With all the [Em]electroshock [D]therapy
I [G]wonʼt be [D]changed
By the [Em]weirdos they call s[D]traight
Iʼll [G]dye my [D]hair
Every [Em]color of the [D]rainbow
[G]I'm gayyyyyyyy